New ice brew with coconut milk from Starbucks, you sure are pretty, but I'm not amused by your pretending to be dairy. You will not win me over. No! You're not Dairy you're not from a elegant jersey roaming the hillside chewing green luscious grass. You are milled and pressed from a tree seed and although I have to drink you now I don't have to be happy about it and I don't accept you as my sweet Dairy's replacement :( One of the greatest highlights of my morning was pouring half-and-half in my cup of coffee. I refuse to share that moment with coconut milk. #reluctantlyconceding #oldmanrambling #yesimtalkingtoadrink (at Aspen Counseling Group)