#reindeer-relatable

let me tell you one fucking thing.  nothing in this stupid idiot ugly stupid gay retard world makes me more mad than a charmin toilet paper commercial. youre just minding your fucking business.   and then all of a sudden this little red bear.first of all why the fuck is the bear red?  bears is not red.  they is black they is brown they is white.  they aint blue and they aint red. okay. anyways youre just minding your business watching tv watching your stories or watching something on youtube.  and then this bear pop up on your screen and youre like okay what the fuck this bear gonna do.  unless youve seen it before then you just start getting angry at least i do. and next thing you know bam this bear is bent over.   you didnt pay it yet.  and its showing you its asshole.  and on top of that it gots little bits of toilet paper stuck to its asshole. who the fuck thought this was a good idea. it makes me so mad.  i dont want to see toilet paper stuck on the inside of a bears asshole. that is fucking disgusting.  and filthy and i do not like it.  i am not here for that. okay. like i dont use charmin and toilet paper does not stick to my asshole.  if toilet paper is sticking to your asshole maybe you should wet it first okay. you need to wet it before you drag it across that dry desert of an ass of yours.  because you would not wipe mud off a counter with a dry paper towel you would wet that shit first or use a mop. this is disgusting.  its filthy.  i dont want to see a stupid ass fucking bear thinking its cute, dancing showing toilet paper stuck to its butthole.  thats dirty and gross.  nothing makes me so mad.i dont want to see that.  at all.  get it away from me.