I have no impulse control
I ordered almost $60 in popcorn online from an independent popcorn business I kept seeing on YouTube.
At least I also got a $15 bag for free.
Last time I made a 2am online purchase, it was like $50 in candy from a candy shop. I am immune to corporate ads, but not from watching 20 videos of people making the thing they sell.
The popcorn man also snuck his speaking pattern into my vocabulary.
Yes, I’m very excited for my popcorn to arrive.













