Things You Hear In Regular Physics
(S=student T=teacher)
S: I’m gonna tell coach! T: *barely loud enough to hear* I won’t care.
T: Phil you better be glad that frog has a green butt hole, cause I was pissed and now I’m happy.
T: am I boring you? Well, your face is boring
T: *as he’s trying to explain an equation* math doesn’t have letters! Screw algebra!
T: if I don’t know it I’m gonna fake it so good you’re gonna think I know it.
T: we aren’t rocket scientists we aren’t gonna kill people if you round wrong
T: *after going on a rant* before I became a coach I was gonna be a dentist. I know numbers.
T: *after telling someone to stop picking their nose and looking quite disturbed/frightened* oh god! I swear I thought he was knuckle deep in there. No Ricardo don’t touch your brain you’ll forget math!
T: You guys are weird when you see something new you just *screams*
T: Meth is chemistry….it’s whatever
T: We’re gonna watch this movie, it’s about stars and it’s boring- Students: *groan* T: Hey! At least it ain’t no worksheet.
