#regiusdea

-who cries when someone dies in a movie          Reiner does, and Historia hands him a tissue.-who wears the ugly holiday garb          Reiner wears ugly holiday garb, but Historia buys really cute holiday garb.-who pays for the meals          They take turns even though it pains Reiner because Historia’s not about that life.-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone          Reiner does both and Historia records it while trying to keep herself from laughing.-who brings home stray animals          Reiner does, but they quickly become Historia’s babies.-who leaves the bathroom door open          Reiner does, but Historia’s learned not to be startled by it anymore.-who tells the ‘dad jokes’          Reiner does, but they make Historia laugh half the time.-who wants kids more          U UU U UUH…… I THINK THEY BOTH HAVE STUFF TO FIGURE OUT BEFORE          EVEN I CAN DECIDE THIS ONE.-who travels more          Historia does, for sure, but Reiner always has something or another waiting for her          when she gets back.-who spends more cash          Reiner probably does, but every now and then Historia will allow herself to go          shopping for a few things and I think she’ll come back with more than she means          to.-who buys the things in infomercials          Reiner does, but Historia kind of plays with whatever it is when he’s not home.-who draws in the dust on their cars          Reiner does, but he can’t bring himself to draw anything really bad on her car, so          no penises this time.-who starts the snowball fights          Reiner does, but Historia always wins.-who throws away the directions to things          Historia always makes Reiner drive and she holds onto the directions.-who puts up holiday decor          Historia puts up classy decorations and Reiner’s version of helping is to put          mistletoe all over the house so he can steal smooches.-who is more likely to forget to bathe          Neither one of them. They’re both pretty clean.-who gets more obsessed about things         Reiner does, and Historia just lets him do his thing.-who sings in the shower more often          They both sing in the shower, but Historia actually sounds pretty good, whereas           Reiner sounds like he might be dying. Also, the only place Historia sings is in the           shower. Reiner will sing everywhere.

                    He’s smiling now, eyes glimmering as he thinks                      about the girl who’d saved him. Maybe she had                      different ideas about it, but without her, he never                      would have made it out of that dungeon on his                      own. The titan worshipers would have him now.

Many share the same view as her. She is not alone. 

[ scREAMS BACK OMG YES YOU CAN I ENCOURAGE THIS ]

This needs to be done.

                  "Hey, Christa. That's a really pretty clip.  Where'd you get it?"

weaboo god, give me strength

"Isn't it a bit too early for someone to be walking around outside? Not to mention the fact we're in the middle of winter."