Trip to the B Level in summer when no one's down there? You mean rehearsal for my high-concept, one-woman, lip-synced Jesus Christ Superstar set in automated stacks where everyone inexplicably has a library cart... judge me

Got in the elevator today going down and a library patron jumped in as the door was closing and asked if I was going up. When I said I wasn't, I got an earful about how back in her day people used to ride the elevator just to ride with friends and how it's shame people don't do that anymore and I'm just standing there nodding thinking this is the weirdest millennials are the worst lecture I've ever experienced