#refet

I remember seeing a Rufurufu request, got super excited, and crashed before i could finish it. Buuut I guess Mod Olivia answered it when I was sleeping. Though I love the pair too much (#selfcest?) to not finish mine up so here ya go!

Shops for groceries: Most of the time it has to be either you or him, because if you go at the same time you’ll argue too much about which is better and won’t get anything done. Thankfully your children can mediate your petty disputes in the market.

Kills the spiders: This is always an interesting sight to see, but you’ll somehow either bully him into doing it, or concoct some ridiculous scheme to vanquish a harmless spider.

Comes home drunk at 3am: He has a lower tolerance for alcohol than you, so most of the time you manage to cut off when you see that his state has deteriorated to an embarrassing heap of tactician.

Makes breakfast: You take turns, but most of the time both of you oversleep from working the night before, and don't have time for any.

Remembers to feed the fish:  What fish? You meant to buy fish, but all you have is an empty tank.

Decorates the home: Your tastes are very similar, so you do it together (when you actually get pushed to furnish it). You guys have quite the eye for this, and have a very lovely furnished home. (Ignore the empty fish tank)

Initiates duets: It’s even between the two of you, but he’s a bit more likely to burst into song than you. It provides a nice break when you’re both overstressed.