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"Coffee and wine It may sound crazy But the thing of it is, That without 'em both I'm getting either Hazy or dumb." Jinkx Monsoon painting done with coffee and wine âď¸đˇ
Guard 1: Itâs no good! The lock wonât turn!
Shining Armor: The key is backwards.
Guard 2: Did you try jiggling it around a little?
Shining Armor: The key is backwards.
Guard 1: Yeah. Are you sure we have the right one?
Shining Armor: THE KEY IS BACKWARDS!
Guard 2: Hey, maybe youâre holding it wrong.
Shining Armor: Yes, finally!
Guard 2: Maybe itâs upside-down!
Shining Armor: AAARGH!
Luna: Psst! Little colt! Down here! Hey, you want a balloon? Go ahead: take it!
Celestia: Luna, where are you? Youâre not trying to skip out on meetings by reenacting horror movies again, are you?
Luna: Wait, no! Donât go, little colt! Aww...
Thyme: Not particularly, why do you ask?
Celestia: Well, thatâs good, because you wonât be finding any bananas on the moo- What? Urg, is this thing stuck again? Itâs so hard to find good, quality parts for a moon cannon these daysâŚ
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Thyme: Well, this still isn't nearly as bad as that one time where that thing happened that I can't remember for some reason. I believe it involved frogs and a pony called Dan and also a cannon.
Celestia: A cannon, you say? Tell me, do you like bananas?
(20) Wait phoenix feathers can do what!? Why havenât we used them on like⌠you know the twenty or so other clones that died? Or even me for that matter?
(0) Only their undercoat, the phoenix down, can be used for resurrection and only in some cases. 30 and 29 were my project to make more durable clones using the traits of the princesses to improve upon my genetic material. They are a lot more hardy soldiers than you soft clones, which would have been beyond help. This isnât some fantasy of some sort where feathers fix everything. You take an obnoxiously long sword through the chest, you still arenât getting up after.
(20) That feels like an oddly specific example.
(0) Anyway, there is a reason Nibbles doesnât ever try to attack Philomena and she only molts every so often so consider this the FINAL time you can rely on this. Youâll have to find a white mage or something.
(20) Why did you put so much emphasis on âfinal?â Wait, whatâs a white mage?
(0) Never mind, I canât really be any less subtle in references than that. Nibbles is in perfect health now so Iâm going to talk to Luna. She has an appreciation for RPGs, unlike you.
Mod: 26, donât follow him! He just said heâs going to see- aaand heâs gone. I guess he got the reference.
Death: There's a dagger in my eye?
Mod: Probably didnât notice it due to all the other stuff sheâs been throwing at you.
(Door cracks)
Luna: HEEEEREâS LUNA!!