#reena rants

Bro…😥chat gpt replies, “I’m sorry, I cannot make this “idiot” suffer. Please be more specific, as I am ai, I cannot help you man.” Damian the Waymo yells,”stupid robot, can’t even help me stomp this guys feelings..”

Marinette hops on Roblox, and goes on discord to call the gc. “Hey guys!” Donnie waves, still roasting Damian on Strongest Battlegrounds, currently emoting on his dead body, which makes Damian’s blood run cold. “NAH NOT THIS HOMELESS MUTATED TURTLE EMOTING ON ME? YOU ALSO STOLE MY KILL BRO, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE?!”

Donnie gasps, clearly feeling personally harassed by the homeless, “JUST BECAUSE YOURE A RICH KID WHO CANT TAKE ANY PROBLEMS WITHOUT CALLING YOUR DADDY, DOESNT MEAN YOU NEED TO DUMP YOUR INSECURITIES AND DEPRESSION ON US!? YOU DONT EVEN DESERVE DEPRESSION BECAUSE YOU CAN BUY ANYTHING.”

Marinette is uncomfortable with the situation, wanting to find peace (A/N: ew I hate peacemakers but whatever) “Guys please… let’s not fight! We can work this out.” Damian pauses, clearly crushing on Marinette, she’s just more blind than tireseas (I can’t speel rn honestly) he agrees with marinette, and apologizes for calling Donnie a poor hobo, Donnie, still mad, apologizes as well, even though it’s halfhearted.🙂‍↕️

Adrien joins the call, and Damian stops, blood boiling because they had a fight about Marinette, because Adrien called her a friend, while Damian knows for sure she likes Adrien. “Why did you add this copycat, half salary, stupid, puppet child into the gc…” Adrian gasps surprised and sad that Damian still despises him. All he wanted was to be Damian’s friend!

*CUTSCENE* Jason walks past, seeing Damian rage on his iPad, and rolls his eyes “Bruce said you’re being too loud while talking to your crush.” Damian side eyes,

And goes back to screaming over the sound barrier. Jason mutters, “what a dork.” And walks away. *CUTSCENE OVER*

Marinette tries to calm them down, and suggests they play mm2! That was a bad idea, because all of them(except for Adrien) are tryhards. Marinette yells, “HOW DID YOU DO THAT I JUMPED REALKY HIGH SO YOU COULDNT GET ME?” Donnie replies, “I’m just too good, my console is op.” “PC IS THE BEST, IDK WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUTTTTT” Gojo?? Joins the call. idk how tho? “Uh hi. I’m Gojo Satoru!” Damian yells, “WRONG GROUPCHAT BUDDY” “HOWD I GET IN THIS ONE THEN??”

*system: Gojo has left the call.*

Adrien asks, “why don’t we play 99 nights in the forest? I’m really bad a Murder Mystery 2…“

Damian shallowly replies, “sucks to suck, go cry to your daddy! Oh wait..! He’s dead. So is your mom.” The groupchat goes silent…

Donnie, feeling like it’s too quiet, MADE THE WORST COMMENT EVER BROOOOO “I’m so sorry your parents died, they get five big booms. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOM!”

Marinette cried, “That’s exactly the sound it made when he died.”

“ oh..!” Donnie looks guilty, as Adrien leaves.

*system, Adrien agreste left the call*

“Oop, I think my big booms were at the wrong time…”

TO BE CONTINUED CUZ IM GETTING TIRED I WILL CONTINUE LATER

Also, here’s a pic of their arguing while you wait :3