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aw hey anon it’s jean (the only one with a tumblr anymore) - we probably will not make any more episodes in the future. unfortunately it’s easier to make stuff together when you all don’t have full time jobs. but we appreciate the well wishes!! thanks for listening.

hope you enjoyed the last episode, anon!

All three of us, flesh and blood, are here to give you an episode! Sammy tries to speak both Japanese and Baseball, Zev tries to understand what the Daily Mail is talking about, and Jean tries to reference Buzzfeed Unsolved but instead references Loki. Also, DB Cooper just wanted to return some hands and some glasses without those horny FBI agents noticing. Please let him.

Sometimes, life decides to nerf your schedules. That's just how it is when you try to get a group of three people to sit down for at least an hour and talk to each other, ya know? Anyway, Sammy and Jean are here– briefly– to answer some absolutely-not-pressing questions. We're giving you an episode, damn it. It's what the Muppets would have wanted.

Another week, another theory. Sammy invests in lots and lots of bread, Zev invests in seagull poop and an even shittier musical, and Jean invests in some new boat-- or, um, house-- rules. Also, unlock gay rights through phosphate mining.