#rednotlavender

'DEM EYEBROWS.

Frenzy: shit though

Frenzy: nocturne is a fucking baby

Frenzy: ok no he's like

Frenzy: a kid still in their emo phase in the tweens

Frenzy: boom is an actual baby

Frenzy: and then rumble n frenzy are like

Smoking and working at costco

Frenzy: but they still haven't figured shit out

This was not at all how Eject had wanted to spend the evening, but being caught between two fussy carriers meant one thing: if you were dirty, you were going to be cleaned. Thankfully, however, Frenzy had personally volunteered to make sure Eject was bathed properly. Soundwave seemed skeptical, but all Twincast did was giggle and wave it off with a wink. Go ahead little bros. Clean away~ Just try not to find a way t' get dirtier than ya were to begin with.

And it was thus that Frenzy had him in the washrack stuck between a wall and a soapy loofah. Loofah equivalent.

“Am I gonna have to pin ya down, too?” Frenzy shook his helm, albeit he wasn't totally against the idea. And, really, it wasn't that Eject had anything against cleanliness or bathing in general, but he was missing a game. A very important game that he absolutely did not want to miss. Rewind better have gotten his message to record it [which just wasn't the same! Or so he'd whined a few times].

Eject attempted his best puppy optics, having taken off his mask and visor for full effect. Could you really say no to this face? The face of your boyfriend pleading like a small child would for ice cream. Frenzy was unmoved, encroaching on the blue minibot with a snort. The act was cute, but it didn't excuse him from bath time. Not this time, and Frenzy really did want to enjoy the moment, too. Despite living together, he kind of felt like they didn't always get to see each other as much as he wanted.

So, the pout faded as Eject succumbed to his fate, slumping against the wall in a heap. “Fine you wiiiiinnn, but you have to watch the game with me later. No exceptions.”

because you’re not wearing the gun on your face, and usually people look at other people’s faces and not their guns

madmud2730 replied to your post:madmud2730 replied to your post:Nice Glasses,...

Cause you’re too cute

rednotlavender replied to your post:madmud2730 replied to your post:Nice Glasses,...

MAYBE IT’S A FAKE GUN. A RUBBER GUN. A GUN DILDO.

i'm going to eat all of you

... well, okay, most of you

fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now