Riv: “HE-… THERE’S MOST CERTAINLY NOT A BESPECTACLED DUDE, THAT GUY JUST WANTS HIS MORNING BREW AND THAT’S-… JUST STOP EGGING EACH OTHER ON.’‘
❛ i haven’t ‘egged’ anyone on since like, grade school, mom—– and it isn’t dagster’s birth from what I recall; so, why would i even think about doin’ it, huh?
thought he was a bogus, pompous dude when we first met but he turned out to be pretty okay. totally complimented the van halen adhesive decorative on my totally breathtaking, cosmic neko axe. said he listened to them back in the stone age when he was my age. ❜
Dagny: ’'Ooooooh morning brew and your double digits-TED, TED, TED!!! WE SHOULD GO GIVE ‘IM OUR BLESSING TO TAKE MOM DANCING, SHE NEEDS TO LOOSEN-UP A LIL’!” 8D
❛ —– and no can do, scrappy doo. corpulent, bespectacled dude doesn’t dance from what i humbly understand. it’s like his ass is permanently affixed to his seat with concrete or something! ❜
SIS + MOM ( @red-hemlock ) FROM THIS MOST TRIUMPHANT POST !
