#redheadsoo

1. Sehun 2. Amber 3. Taehyung 4. Kyungsoo 5. Sooyoung 6. Jongin 7. Taemin 8. Xiumin 9. Jackson 10. uhhmm Suho or Taeil hmmmm Taeil

1. between 1&4: who would you rather kiss? oh come on. this is starting out unfair already.... but lbr i’d choose sehun over anyone haHAHha 

2. between 2&7: who would be your best friend? amber omg she’s so funny but she’s also very smart so i bet you can have a lot of fun but also talk to her about everything and that’s something i appreciate in friends

3. between 5&10: who has the better voice? hmmm taeil, i love his solo songs they just calm me down at times and helped me a lot

4. between 1&8: who is the funniest? sehun omg i don’t get when people say he’s emotionless or cold, like have you seen the insta video today and he’s a snarky little shit i bet he laughs a lot at the stupidest things just like me

5. between 6&9: who would you date? OH GOD THIS IS IT the ultimate Nice Guy showdown, lbr i’d date them both but since i don’t know them personally idk it’s really hard to say who i’d prefer over the other ahh this is stressing me out i’m sorry jackson but it’s gonna be jongin 

6. between 9&10: who would you do a collaboration with? me....a collab....with what? i suck at singing lmao and don’t even talk to me about dancing ahhaha  idk i’d probably choose taeil bc we’re both short and small and cute although with jackson i at least don’t have that much of a language barrier hmmm let’s go with jackson

7. between 4&8: who is the best dancer? xiumin, i really like his dancing, i think he should get more opportunities to show off his dancing skills off (or any skills at all)

8. between 3&5: who would you most likely marry? TAE MY PUPPY HUSBAND

9. between 1&7: who would you nurse when they are sick? both i guess but if it comes down to it it’s sehun ahaha my little noodle prince he deserves to be healthy

10. between 2&3: who has a better smile? wtf how do you expect me to choose between these sunshines smiles o.o i refuse probably tae tho i love seeing him smile

11. between 6&8: who would you vacation with? uhhmm .. hm...probably jongin bc he said he likes to go places and we could take naps everywhere and eat all the food omg but minseok likes food as well oh no, i’ll just smuggle minseok in my suitcase

well that was stressful

Who is your bias? : mr oh noodle boy sehun

1. Would you rather get stranded in shark-infested waters or stuck on a cliff with him? stuck on a cliff bc he’d get us down again with his noodle limbs or he’d make joonmyeon fetch us with a private jet or sth

2. Would you rather make him disappear in a magic trick or him make you disappear? me disappearing it’s all better for us that way i don’t want tao’s wrath on me seriously though i don’t even want to know how many times he wishes he could just disappear for a while, poor guy

3. Would you rather know him as a child or a senior citizen? that’s a tough one but i guess i take the kid version cutie pie <3 although 80yr old sehun waving his walking stick at shitty brats and yelling them to get of his lawn would be hilarious

4. Would you rather wash his feet or clean his ears? i just, i’m, uhm, not too fond of feet or ears but if i had to choose probably the feet maybe idk this is gross can’t i just tickle his tummy

5. Would you rather lose his most prized possession (and you can’t replace it) or him lose yours? ah i can just buy a new mac it’s okay, don’t even want to know what would happen if i lost his whatever it even is i’d feel bad until the end of time

6. Would you rather walk on coals to save his life or walk on a bed of nails? coals? idk i’d do both if i have to, oh sehun is not dying on my watch

7. Would you rather wear his sweaty shirt or him wear yours (pretend it’s a big shirt okay)? uhm sweaty shirts are gross, but he’d probably bully me into wearing his anyway so let’s just make this quick 

8. Would you rather him shave you bald but it comes back after two years or shave him bald but he’s bald forever? DEFINITELY ME BALD OMG i’ve seen bald sehun edits we don’t go there, like ever, also the possibility of blue haired sehun or rainbow hair returning is too good to pass up on, who even needs hair, not me and it comes back after two years like pls i could also donate my pretty blue hair for a good cause

9. Would you rather lose the ability to hear him or him lose the ability to talk to you? is this in a hypothetical universe where oh sehun talks to me although the only means we have to communicate are our broken chinese and my very very limited korean and probably his very very limited english or is this not an issue or are we talking our universe right here bc then i’ll take second option otherwise first option and i guess i’ll learn sign language or sth and talk shit abt sehun with tao all the time lol 

10. Would you rather ask him to marry you and be rejected or him never have the guts to ask you? uhm idk he should go and be happy with tao so first one pft

Who would you let babysit your kid? - Suho i just feel like he’d take good care of the kid and wouldn’t freak out over the smallest incident Who would be your stylist? - Sehun like his fashion is always so on point????? pls give me your wardrobe sehun?????? also he’s experienced with crazy hair colours also ...ok no i’m gonna stop myself here this would get out of hands otherwise, like literally  Who would you take to the movies? - Luhan i need someone who doesn’t fall asleep on me bc my friends do that job already (sry yixing) and someone who can also show emotions and isn’t a literal stone like sehun sorry oR cover up 2931023% of the movie with the noise of chips likE SOME OTHER PEOPLE DO *coughs at chanyeol* also nachos are a no-go for me so bye ksoo Who would give you the best chance to survive/be rescued on a deserted island? - Chanyeol have u seen him on lotj he’s probably had a bit of experience with nature so i’m gonna go with him also him making banana puns like hell yes yeol u understand me (sometimes) he’s also tall which is good for picking fruits or waving arms around like a wind mill to get seen by rescue teams better i’m just thinking practical here ok Who would be your waiter? - Chen yeah no definitely chen he looks nice in waistcoats and smiles at you and asks if your cake was delicious or not if you want a refill on that coffee and be a pleasure to be around and make u feel really welcome so yep Who would be your butler? - Baekhyun ...........ordering around baek? pls my dream and since he’s my butler no bad comments or his sorry ass is fired also i guess he looks nice so that’s always a plus, handsome guy bringing you whatever u want? waking u up with coffee ready by ur night stand?? damn count me in Who would save you from a burning building? - Lay he’d literally save my sorry clumsy ass anywhere and apologise to me for the burning building around me shhh it ok my darling not ur fault just carry me out here thank and then he’d probably put a blanket around me and accompany me to the hospital to make sure i’m fine and omg yeah what a sweetheart Who would be your tour guide? - Kris he knows enough languages to get by and i bet he’d be invested in telling u all the stories and show you this great art museum and this cute little restaurant with the nice ahjumma and you wouldn’t lose him in a crowd with him being 3492304feet tall and him making stupid jokes i’d laugh at yeah man Who would be your unlikely friend (because you are opposites)? - Kai idk kai just seems way more motivated and ambitious and talented than me and he’s a dog person while i’m a cat person also very very very good at dancing while i literally can’t learn a single step to save my life and he can sleep anywhere anytime mAN I WISH I could do that pls show me ur secret Who would be your swim instructor? - Xiumin idk he just feels like he’d have the patience for this and he has the strength and soft-spokenness and he can explain things pretty well and well who am i to speak against a minseok in swimming trousers???? ok bye Who would you travel the world with? - Tao staking pics everywhere, pics of tao around the world, speaks enough languages, knows sign language to get through the day, likes food, likes shopping and looks good anywhere so that’s always a good thing in my book and honestly? tao??? like who wouldn’t want to go everywhere with tao? he could take me to the world’s most boring museum and i’d thank him and ask him to take a pic with this weird ass statue or maybe it’s just a pole of the museum’s building? did kris build this? Who would you want to be in a drama with? - Kyungsoo i think this one explains itself???? watch his film and dramas and you’ll know what i’m talking about, also him helping me with my lines, showing me where i have to stand and everything, asking me if i want lunch in the break and being a nice sweetheart all around i wouldn’t even care about what kind of drama it is, i don’t even need a protag or supporting character role i’d be happy to play the blurry extra back in the 23842193 people event of the drama he’s in or that lady saying one line like ‘good to see you mister [insert ksoo’s character’s name here]’ oR maybe even pet a cat in the bg i don’t care just get him in the same film/drama as me