#redecipher

I’m going for Croc as a quarantine buddy, and here’s why.

Harley would hate being in quarantine. She’d want to go out and eat/go for walks/hang out with people and just in general not social distance. I couldn’t tolerate that.

Croc I firmly believe is a recluse and would not go out and expose himself. Sure his breath might stink but if we’re going with some of his comic personas where he’s not 100% ready to kill anyone that breathes, and is a fairly nice guy, then we’d get along. Also he can kill home intruders so I’m safe lol

well, he wouldn’t be TOO confused, since Dreadwing and Skyquake exist(ed), so as long as there’s some sort of way to tell the two apart he’d be pretty okay with it. he’d be surprised - “i didn’t realize humans could do that too.”

and then you have to explain to him how twins form.

and then you have to explain to him how is babby formed.

JKHSSJLKFDD!!! SARAH WHAT THE HELL?? Okay I asked for this. Here I go.

On one hand we have a freaking T-Rex...

Negatives: Are we trapped in a house together? How does that work? Or are we talking like a giant garage or something? Her breath would stink. Could kill me.

Positives: Can make friends with her by feeding her home intruders; mutual relationship, she protects me, I send her the home intruders. Could kill me.

On the other hand, Jar Jar...

Negatives: Annoying as hell. Would never stop talking.

Positives: None

I choose the T-Rex

Why would you send me this hell ask

i think i got a ficlet for this

~ ~ ~

he finally found it.

after weeks of searching, he found the base the activity was coming from.

the autobots weren’t doing it - optimus would never stoop to that level. plus, nobody on their team had the sheer technological understanding necessary to hack into the Nemesis and, say, make the cube dispenser just pour cubes into the room.

he pried open the base door, silently smirking to himself, thinking about who he’d find on the other end...and what he’d do to them.

“you know, you really should have sealed that door better. it was nothing for me to--”

he cut himself off and stared straight forwards, incredulous.

at the opposite end of the hangar sat, basking in the blue glow of several computer monitors...

...a human.

their eyes widened and they weakly put up two fingers in a gesture Starscream recognized as a “peace sign.”

gets into a meme fight with Soundwave

people get inboxes full of modern mainstream memes at first. Lisa Frank 420 is heard coming from somewhere on the Nemesis, but nobody is entirely certain where. people are getting mails allegedly from Megatron’s frequency that say to see the attached datastream, but when opened it just has

but then shit starts getting surreal

PH starts going for the lesser-known/forgotten/obscure and/or ancient memes

while Soundwave pulls out the neo-dadaist stuff

when they aren’t engaging in full-scale meme warfare, they’re usually adding files to Starscream’s shipside databank, making him wonder when exactly in the fuck he saved things like