pros and cons of dating a hitman?
pros:
can be v intimidating to other folks but has a soft spot for you
they will keep u v safe
will hunt down ur exes if you really want them to
cons:
you can’t keep their aliases straight
it is equally likely that someone else is coming after them for revenge and you could get caught up in that
their job is literally murdering ppl? like. that’s probably gonna come back to bite them in the ass someday
~Nicole












