#redd.exe

Okay and I want 10 fics about Eddie wearing a cut off cropped shirt with jeans and boots to the bar and Buck being insane about it and then licking down his happy trail and blowing him in the bar bathroom. On my desk. By tomorrow morning.

I think ginger would make an awesome alternative toothpaste flavor but everyone is so bricked up for mint it makes forget the beauty of the humble root

Buck needs to be whimpering and crying and whining and begging and sobbing on it and it’s diabolical and inhumane that he isn’t. Like he needs Eddie’s cock to live. It’s for his health. And you want to deprive him of that?

I think my preferred Buddie dynamic is that Buck knows and is sick with it and repressing it. And Eddie doesn’t know until it hits him over the head and then he immediately does something about it.

Thinking about how buck is canonically in love with Eddie and is repressing it. Wow my awesome show.

Buck is Eddie’s baby and he loves to dote on him and take care of him but also to just let him bark and whine abouts the house

Every fake outrage scandal about Chappell Roan is so funny to me. You really can’t handle a Midwestern girl from a small town huh