Crowley’s lips turn down at the next one even as he heaves his body upright, squinting to lock his gaze on his erstwhile companion. “Don’t fffffffffffffffffuck with War,” he warns, suddenly serious despite still being quite far from sober. “I don’t-- piss off any other horseman you like, they’ll keep it personal. War? Will make it a bloody international crisis. Vainglorious dickhead. If Wrath and Pride were ever to have had a child, War would’ve been that: glory-seeking, blood-hungry bastard that he is. Powerful, too. Just a--a NASTY piece of work, and no fun besides, even for the rest of us bloody fucking sadists. He’s grueling.”