obi wan's exile: coming home from his minimum wage meatpacking job to get bullied by the local jawas
yoda's exile: hrmm let the frog instincts take over i must. swamp soup i will make
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obi wan's exile: coming home from his minimum wage meatpacking job to get bullied by the local jawas
yoda's exile: hrmm let the frog instincts take over i must. swamp soup i will make

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that grey jumpsuit lasted longer than the Galactic Empire
rex how do you not know what m-count is. your general is literally Midichlorians Georg
since ahsoka won't (and can't) train grogu and he dropped out of luke's jedi school, din's going to have to find *somebody* to help with grogu's emotional regulation.
so. din shows up to tatooine with his preschool-dropout jedi baby because turns out powerful, traumatized, and untrained force users are a massive risk to themselves and everyone around them.
and now boba has to cobble together some sort of 'stop the kid from force choking everyone' training because he's the only one in the palace to ever *see* a jedi, let alone understand what the force is.
he doesn't really know how jedi work, aside from the parts that were relevant to jedi-hunting. however, he does know a good deal about how sith (and vader in particular) work, and he also knows somebody who had some jedi friends and an ex-jedi ex!
cue boba fett and hondo ohnaka attempting to reconstruct the Jedi Code from the collective twelve hours' worth of jedi experience they have between them.
luke at some point runs into din again and discovers that grogu's current Jedi Training Curriculum includes the following
an inverted Sith Code (nobody knew what the jedi code said, but boba sort of remembered vader's sith code, so they worked backwards from there on the assumption that the jedi are the opposite of the sith)
jango's "no friends no enemies only allies and adversaries" (hondo remembered something about jedi not having attachments and they figured it was close enough)
hunting small animals as a form of Force Practice
something only vaguely recognizable as makashi from a 30 year old screen recording of a secondhand pirated copy of one of dooku's old training holocrons (ventress found a video of a jedi dooku holocron at some point and boba took it when she moved out of the krayt's claw apartment)
his very own lightsaber (incredibly unstable and constructed via a whole lot of trial and error, plus whatever hondo remembered from the younglings' lightsabers)
a Dramatic Cape (hondo insisted that all force users get a fancy cape when they advance in their training)
saw this thumbnail while downloading star wars music from youtube:
vader is 6'8". either revan is standing on a box or vader is sitting down

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obi-wan kenobi, jedi master with three sith actively hunting him: only changes his first name, goes to live next door to anakin's half brother, wears full jedi robes and carries his lightsaber around
caleb dume, random padawan assumed to be dead: changes his entire name, gets a job on an unrelated planet, changes his entire wardrobe and keeps his lightsaber dismantled in his pockets
a kind of out-there theory: yoda's species are the Jedi Purebloods.
sith purebloods are tall and red with vertical dangly face bits (tentacles) and a dark side affinity. yoda's species is small and green with horizontal dangly face bits (ears) and an apparent light side affinity. no other reason but it would be funny
tcw defrosted revan, hearing about Maul's alliance with Death Watch: oh great, now he's gone and allied with the Mandies-
obi wan *panicked whisper*: Master Revan that's a slur now