#redbean talks

so. din shows up to tatooine with his preschool-dropout jedi baby because turns out powerful, traumatized, and untrained force users are a massive risk to themselves and everyone around them.

and now boba has to cobble together some sort of 'stop the kid from force choking everyone' training because he's the only one in the palace to ever *see* a jedi, let alone understand what the force is.

he doesn't really know how jedi work, aside from the parts that were relevant to jedi-hunting. however, he does know a good deal about how sith (and vader in particular) work, and he also knows somebody who had some jedi friends and an ex-jedi ex!

cue boba fett and hondo ohnaka attempting to reconstruct the Jedi Code from the collective twelve hours' worth of jedi experience they have between them.

luke at some point runs into din again and discovers that grogu's current Jedi Training Curriculum includes the following

an inverted Sith Code (nobody knew what the jedi code said, but boba sort of remembered vader's sith code, so they worked backwards from there on the assumption that the jedi are the opposite of the sith)

jango's "no friends no enemies only allies and adversaries" (hondo remembered something about jedi not having attachments and they figured it was close enough)

hunting small animals as a form of Force Practice

something only vaguely recognizable as makashi from a 30 year old screen recording of a secondhand pirated copy of one of dooku's old training holocrons (ventress found a video of a jedi dooku holocron at some point and boba took it when she moved out of the krayt's claw apartment)

his very own lightsaber (incredibly unstable and constructed via a whole lot of trial and error, plus whatever hondo remembered from the younglings' lightsabers)