Leo doesn’t talk to me a lot TBH. And by that I mean rarely?? We don’t really have conversations or interact outside of immediately-involving-him things. I kinda like it that way though because it’s a lot less headache for me I’d think xD but anyways. Onto it!
Me: Hey, there’s something in your inbox!! Best day ever omg omg omg what did they say
Leo: *sigh* Some anon is probably poking me again.
Leo: Aw, they called me sweet.
Leo: They haven’t even tasted me yet, how do they know?
Me: L E O OMG WE ARE NOT SAYING THAT.
Me: AND BESIDES YOUR KISSES PROBABLY TASTE LIKE TEA. AND YOU DONT PUT SUGAR IN YOUR TEA SO ITS NOT SWEET. PROBABLY.
Me: GOD DONT BRING THAT UP WE’RE PG GOSHDARN 13. BAD. NO. I WASNT TALKING ABOUT THAT.
Leo: You’re the one with the head in the gutter. I was still on the topic of kissing.
Me: THIS IS ALL KEN’S FAULT IM NOT SAFE EVEN IN MY OWN MIND
Leo: You were remembering that little fact yesterday when you were having pineapple.
Me: YES I KNOW YOU DONT NEED TO REMIND MEEEEE
Me: ugh yes we have to answer that
Me: -NO, think of something else we’re not answering it with that!
Leo: Alright, you’re the mun.
Leo: Though I think /someone/ would appreciate it
Me: where is your non-twisted side when we need it
Leo: Maya asked for the flirtier version