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Today I accidentally combined "cringe is dead and I'm still breathing" and "I am cringe but I am free" into "cringe is dead and I am free" and thats honestly closer to how I feel than either of the original two statements. I'm not just breathing, I'm free. I'm not cringe, cringe is dead. Cringe is dead and I am free.
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very annoying
where’s my little puppy to train? hm? to buy pretty collars for, to hook up to a leash and make them follow me around all day? my own little puppy to clicker train to know when to drop and open their mouth for me, to be given treats in the form of my strap inside them? a puppy I can tag to track them wherever they are, so in case they get lost I can come and bring them back home? to stuff into a cage and fuck them inside it until they get needy every time they go into it to nap, like a good little Pavlovian dog, hm? where are they?
I made this months ago when this meme first popped up and then promptly forgot to post it
Jon, my dear friend Jon, who sees red flags, goes "that's peculiar!" then moves on, who has the self preservation instincts of a purebred horse
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One thing that’s interesting about the Web’s plan is that, when it comes down to it, Jon’s fate is still random bad luck. Sure, it’s not quite as random as Elias thought/made it seem, but in a lot of ways, it’s worse.
Think about what qualities the web might have seen in eight year old Jon. I’d say it saw that he was incredibly curious, stubborn, impulsive, smart, and not too caring for other people, which all show potential as an Eye avatar/archivist. This also made him easy to manipulate. He was close to alone in the world, which always seems to make things with the Fears easier, and he was in a situation where it would be easy to mark him with a Leitner. Plus, he lived on the same little island as the man who was most likely to figure out how to do a ritual.
But, how unique are any of these traits? How many other children in England, in the world, had all those same qualities? Jon, as far as I can tell, must have simply been the most convenient. Maybe he was the first fitting child that the web found, or the one in the easiest location to work with, or the one that was the simplest to mark when the time came. Maybe it just liked the fact that he was eight years old. But none of that is fate.
Jon is a chosen one in the sense that the web chose him for this task from an early age, but that doesn’t mean some element of chance was not involved. Jonah’s statement in 160 was chilling because he said that Jon wasn’t special, just unlucky. He appeared at the wrong institute at the wrong time, with just the wrong collection of traits, so Elias grabbed him, ruined his life, and ended the world. The randomness is tragic and awful; this could have happened to anyone, and nothing has a reason.
Now look at what the web did: it’s just the same. Jon appeared at the wrong charity shop at the wrong time, with just the wrong collection of traits, so the Web grabbed him, ruined his life, and ended the world. That awful, spine chilling randomness is still there, but now with an extra layer of tragedy sprinkled on top. Maybe Jon, if he made different choices, could have outwitted Elias, but there is no outwitting the Mother of puppets, especially not for somebody that’s been caught in the web for over twenty years. The Web picked a random unlucky child from a sleepy English beach town to become a conduit of horror, and Jon, poor Jon, never ever stood a chance.
There is still no grand reason for his awful fate, and he has no choice but to suffer through it anyway.
i do not know if this is the problem everyone was having with seeing posts that were on your dash from people you don’t follow. i noticed them just now and they were not there earlier . so if you have those posts that say ‘based on your likes’ you can definitely turn them off.
Go to settings > dashboard > preferences and you’re looking for this right here. turn this OFF. and it should go away.
I know nothing about Jerma, the sole proof I have of his existence is the bizarre videos you guys post here and the comparisons between his appearance and that of several video game characters that find their way to my dashboard, I never hear anything about him anywhere else and I'm still not convinced he actually exists outside of a bizarre collective tumblr fever dream y'all are having
