#reasonxave

"What kind of question is that? Of course I am. I'm giving, considerate, I know what's best for everyone... It's not my fault everyone else is unappreciative and need to be taught a lesson so often. You know, you only have yourself to blame if you piss me off and can't handle the consequences. Behave and you'll be fine, it's not so hard to understand, is it?"

"Fine, you've been behaving well lately after all. Come here, come here~. If you don't make much noise you can stay with me and even watch me play. And better bring me guava juice when I ask you to, or else I will have to quench my thirst with your blood instead. Sounds fair, doesn't it? Fufu, first warning, little one."

"Online games are the best! I like a good challenge in MMOs or PvP, whatever works as long as I get to beat someone up and see them cry and whine in the chat afterwards. Heh, it never gets old. Bonus points if there's Gacha to kill time."

"...beh, but I don't always have signal in the Demon World, so I have to stick to offline games. They suck by the way. They're too easy and boring. And playing alone is so depressing, I'd rather create my own PvP arena in real life than play offline by myself."

"Heh~ Needy, aren't we? Well, I don't mind that at all. Come here, did you dream about me? You did, didn't you? Fufu, tell me all about it."

*gives guava juice*

"Haha! Good service. Now we're talking! I'll forgive you, just because your panic got me in a good mood. Did you think I would get angry and kill you or something?"

"... well, guess that depends on how good this juice actually is."

"For me? Nice! I'll take a peace offering anytime. Can I have guava juice too?"

"I don't know, can you? I guess you can try, why don't you show me how desperate you are to be in my arms?"