I know R76 is the truth but you can't tell me Jack wasn't affected by a beefcake like Rein on his squad.
Rein76 is hot, I’m not gonna lie, but I also have the distinct feeling that at some point Jack watched Reinhardt cram more kale, protein powder, and raw eggs (shells included!!) into a blender than any human ever should, blitz it, and chug the whole thing without blinking and Jack just had this mental assessment of “Wow. This guy is a lot. Like I already knew he was already a lot but this is A Lot a lot.”
Gabe: What do you think of Baldrick’s replacement?
Jack: A little loud but... solid. Competent. Keeps morale high. Never thought I’d see people smiling this much with how much things have gone to shit, honestly. It’s nice.
Gabe: I know all that. But what do you think of him?
Jack: Oh—well um...
Jack: ...
Jack: ...you know those old movies where you see the little fishing boat just get split and crushed to driftwood by the big oil tanker?
Gabe: Mm-hmm.
Jack: I just... I think about that a lot.
Gabe: Not alone there, Jackie. *clicks tongue* Not alone there.
