#real based

Do you really like the trope where people meet by fate - for inexplicable reasons or strange coincidence - and seem to be destined to be together (friendship or romance or whatever) but you're afraid to be too unrealistic?

Here are some fortunate events happened to people I know (me included) that were the start of a beautiful friendship or romance:

• They had already met online 4 years before, really liked the other person but then stopped texting for reasons they couldn't control.

When they meet again years after and exchange numbers, they can't believe they had already talked and even missed each other!

• They were in the same school, never noticed. They only found it out when they met years after.

• They lived in different cities, about 600km distance, but in the same nation: they met due to a bug in a dating app (for context: it was grinder) that misplaced them and pretened they were close.

They stated talking and liking each other and kept texting when they discovered their distance.

A friend (that was completely unaware of what was happening) invited one of them to a holiday in the city of the other person!

They decided to meet in person only out of curiosity, 4 years after they're in a long term relationship and planning to move in the same city.

• One person had to go abroad (and really wanted to do this trip) but the plane was cancelled due to a terroristic attack in the airport few days before. To avoid the sadness this person felt, a friend invited this person to an event.

In said event this person met another and now they're deeply in love and in a long term relationship.

• One of them borrowed the other work (it was available to everyone that needed it) and forgot to cancel the other name. The name stuck in this person mind but they never searched it online. A year after, they met in person and fell in love. Well, they broke up and it wasn't a fair relationship to be honest, but the coincidence was good and worth using in writing.

I wrote a poem about my first time listening to this song:

Oh wow. I'm lying in bed.

Floods of tears,

I cry some more.

Happy tears.

Diamond tears.

I was not ready for this blessing,

Can it be?

Surely not.

A kitten just sailed in on a row boat because of the floods of tears that I mentioned previously.

What was I thinking? Oh yes, of course:

Can it be that this is too damn based?

Is the basedgod capable?

Yes. Forgive me for my doubting.

It is I who is incapable.

Nothing could have prepared me for this basedness.

Wow basedgod.

You can fuck my bitch

I want to make a Lil B movie only not a documentary ... like we can get jaden smith to play based god

but its gonna be like the MATRIX on instead of the MATRIX we are TRAPPED IN BASED WORLD

like lil bs philosophys will be the main themes of the movie

Loving your self your true self

loveing nature and everything in it

being realistic and honest with yourself and others about how you are

just being basic but still fucking hella hoes and like wearing tiny pants with the tiny yellow t shirt with the 55 brangadabankadang heater

BASED GOD is a alien from planet based he lives in a bliss much like thor does only difference is .....

the based god in based world fucks your bitch and not only that he fucks everyones bitch

but the best part about it is everyone wants based god to fuck their bitch because its like rare and amazing for a based god to come to earth and spread his seed!

so any way brandon (based god) is walking in based world and he can talk to the trees but at the same time he is the trees he is the whole planet because their is no distinction between what is based and unbased because their are no unbased in Based world

Brandon even has an ENTIRE BITCH MOB TASK FORCE  that will PROTECT LIL B AT ALL COSTS

Some how in the story after we have gone a good 30-40 minutes of just rare raw based footage of lil b in a based paradise with 50 hoes on his dick and sometimes he looks like jk rowling and sometimes hes ellen degeneres or even Tyler could make an appearance for like 3 seconds as Ellen degeneres Clit

And Tyler could get his face licked by kittens but his face is Ellen degeneres Clitoris (This is amazing) (make this happen on a GIF)

ANYWAY KINDA LIKE BLOW

 (Where ur like fuck yea based is awesome

We get to the O but wait part this kinda isnt tooooo perfect)

LIL B being so based sees earth and sees AN AGE OF INFORMATION

where he is sent to earth to walk among people and teach them they way of the based...becaus he can reach everyone through his 150 my space pages

everyone re tweets all things based 

Foot Fetish chicks are like the first rare based bitches he fucks but then he branches out to all the best actresses in hollywood like literally he fucks some of the baddest bitches but like its 

STILL EARTH

so mad people are going to hate on him... because their are hate clubs in america

and they just hate to hate and have little based quality in their chromosomes

!but scientifically it is a proven fact that There is a Little Based God in us ALL! 

everyone needs to find their inner based

but anyway based god is trying to get the people in earth based but they wont listen because some ppl wont let lil b fuck their grandma

so the story turns into Basically Lil B on this planet right now ... Trapped 

Trying to reach everyone through this age of information but only some people come to folloiw him 

its kinda like JEsus and revelations or like the Matrix

So blazay blazay Lil B saves earth some how through based love and he finally gets to take off his dirty pair of vans because he makes a million and then he goes back to based world where he lives happily ever after...

(this is the whole movie i have to write this part) 

with like 65 bitches on his dick like its christmas

Im the walt disney of this shit. The picasso of this shit . Im the nick lachey of this. Im the Ghandi of this

signing off 

The Gorgeous Gangster, The Handsome Hustler

  -PeRL