I'm thinking about a capabale Reader who is VERY fed up with all the yandere nonsense that is going on around them.

Reader knows what the yanderes are and no matter how handsome, rich, charming, etc, that they may be. None of those "attributes" can compensate for the loss of freedom and loved ones to the Horror Protag! Reader.

Reader has the plot armour of a Final Girl, they will always triumph and get away in the end. Even if the antagonist hasn't been arrested or killed, and could come back. Reader will always kick their ass and/or escape.

They also have skills and abilites of a horror game protagonist. I'm talking about being insanely resourceful to the point that picking up some junk that will turn out vital for escape and somehow having so much pocket space for the amount of items they pick up. In addition to having a ridiculous amount of energy and dexterity as horror protags can almost perfom any physical task well, they also are able to walk off most of drugs and injuries with relative ease.

•141 probably leaves gifts for reader in their room which they promptly stuff in a chest, refusing to take their pity( why couldn’t you see they adore you?)

• In the beginning of 141s courting, they probably made reader guard them during rather…. Compromising situations like bathing, cloth fitting, and well….outside during Bedroom activities…(reader will never, and I mean never, admit that the sounds and colorful vocabulary got to them that night)

•Ghost watches you sleep during the failing courting, just to show reader reader that they’ll always watch over them( definitely not because that’s the only time your face is not so tense, just peaceful). Obviously that didn’t go so well when reader, after a month of waking up to a behemoth towering over their bed, throws holy water specifically given to them by the kingdom’s priest at him. (There is gorgon blood in there, counts for the burning sensation Simon feels for the next 2 weeks.)

•Price always has to have a hand on his partners when around them. Habit from fighting and needing to always find a pulse to see if his lovers are alive. His hand in Garrick’s during negotiations with neighboring kingdoms, a hand on Simon’s back while resting after a round of training, fingers in Jonny’s hair in bed, as he loses the fight to sleep, and when they start falling for reader, a hand around the back of their neck to ground them, or intimidate them. Whatever comes first.

Hey there! It’s been a while! I’ve been really busy, cause Advanced classes are a little so I haven’t got the time to write, but I’ll try to make time to write. There will be more head canons, and a Drabble or two by the end of the year. Anyway, hope everyone is ok? Please drink water and sleep!

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