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Wu Wangyan: “You nearly deflowered me" 还差点让我落了红。 Wu Shiguang: "It's 'nearly cut you.' Don't talk nonsense." "是差点见了血。勿要妄言。"

落了红 = luo le hong "drop red" literally referring to how brides bleed on their wedding night after consummating the marriage, thus dripping droplets of red on the sheets as proof of their virginity

见了血 = jian le xie "seeing blood" basically nearly cut you.

also the "don't talk nonsense" uses 妄言 or wangyan for "nonsense," so he's got her name in the sentence too, plus 勿要 is wuyao, which also sounds similar to the Wu in Wu Wangyan...

in chinese a "cold joke" 冷笑话 is basically dry humor in english, like something that makes you go "ughhhh" but you still have to acknowledge its wittiness (for example, puns like the unintentional one in this scene)

so Ji Ling asks Lu Wuyi, "Why are you crying?" 你怎么哭了

哭 = cry = kū

and Lu Wuyi replies, "Because the flowers...they withered" 因为花枯了

枯 = dry up/get parched = kū

since 哭 and 枯 are homophones her line can also read as "Because the flowers...they're crying"

so it could be literally heard as: "Why are you crying?" "Because the flowers, they're crying."

she's not calling the baby a brat here but 狗蛋 or dog's balls 😂

Wu Shiguang's name is written as 拾光

拾 SHI - "pickup"

光 GUANG - "light"

AHHHHH IM SO HAPPY

scrapbook caption: "we find a bottle"

"we confirm it's the antidote"

"he calls me pretty teehee~"

his puppy energy is sooooo good

BONUS: Li Jie suffering as the 3rd wheel:

"oh my god, it's just a bottle"

"dude stop trying to compliment her in the middle of a poison investigation"

"ji ling can you PLEASE lock tf in—oh thank god we're back to talking about the suspect"