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random tony stark headcannons!

loving & playful

you'd wake up to tony kissing all over your face while holding you in his arms before he reminds you of your plans today. "thank you, my love." you told him with a bright smile as you got up out of bed, your moomoo loose on your body but he could still see the solid outline of your ass, "great ass by the way" he said with a cheeky smile which just made you laugh. there's never a dull moment with this guy.

date planner

you never have to ask him to plan anything, this is all him & it shows just how much he loves you. you lost how many times you’ve went on dates in a week, but knew it was over 17 times in a month. even at home dates, you’d come home to wine on the table, a freshly cooked meal that was still steaming while the lights were dim with a heavy musky cinnamon scent. this man will always make sure you’re taken cared of.

stubborn

no brainer. stubborn as fuck. you love the items he buys you but sometimes you look at the price & they're outrageous! you weren’t born in a family full of wealth so you’re still not accustomed to the pricy gifts that he hands you, even when you say: "no, tony! that's actually way too much money!" you complained to him when he handed you a custom made piece. "don’t hear ‘ya." tony replied as he turned his back & walked away, "tony i’m serio- enjoy the gift!" he cut you off as he went into the elevator, shooting you a cheeky grin before the elevator doors closed. sometimes he makes your blood boil.

a little stalker-ish

tony knows you can handle your own but he can’t help but worry every time you go outside by yourself, so he slipped a tracker into your bag so he can check up on you occasionally. if you stay still in that spot for too long, expect a call of him checking up on you to make sure you’re well.

loves calling you pet names

this man absolutely adores you, his eyes ogling at your frame—sometimes the other avengers wonder how you got the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist to be so loving. you’re so precious to him that he calls you anything that comes to his mind— sweetheart, love, princess, oh how he just adores you.

NSFW AHEAD (twt link)

Definitely a you fell first, he fell so, so much harder situation.

You started out as his PA, the woman he let handle the “boring” parts of being a CEO. You took care of his meetings, banquets, phone calls and emails. You made sure his best suits were clean and ready for whenever he needed them and showed more girls than you’d like to think about out of his mansion. You got him coffees and food and made sure he was safe on every flight and journey he took..

You found him attractive from the beginning- his tattoos, the confident aura that seemed to surround him constantly, his sarcasm..

You shoved those feelings down because why on earth would your wayyy too hot boss ever even look at you like that?

You’ve always been there for every single one of his meetings and events- supporting him just to the sidelines, cheering him on silently.

You celebrated his wins with him- and watched the way he handled his losses.

There have been wayyy too many times you’d go into your office the next day to find a beautiful bouquet of flowers on your desk or a new bracelet or necklace after he was a dick or after he snapped at you. Giving you stuff. It’s always been his way of apologising. And it’s always the same note attached to the gifts- “Forgive me. -J.”

And- as much as you do love the range of shoes you have now, sometimes all you need is a simple ‘I’m sorry.’ Just a good old fashioned face-to-face approach.

He’s always been..closer to you. Much, much more civil. You’re the only person in the history of his time as CEO that he’s let “boss him around” other than his mother, anyone else that’s even tried has ended up being sacked.

It’s obvious he trusts you more than anyone else- he’s always blurting things out to you, calling you awesome when you realise things he didn’t (before taking the idea for himself)

You’re the only person with a pass into his personal lab and office. You’ve always often found yourself storming in there to persuade him home to get some rest- especially after countless days of working with little to no sleep and/or eating.

He knows, deep down, that if he ever decided to hand the company over to anyone (if he got bored or sick of being CEO) he’d give it all to you. Not that he’d tell you that- ever.

The first time you officially became anything more than his PA was at a Christmas party.

You wore this..beautiful dress- and had heels on that made your legs look like they go on for miles. He had never seen you dress for an occasion like this- and you intrigued him.

He had slipped in front of you, blocking your view of your date, so quickly and so casually that it took you a moment to realise it was your boss stood in-front of you and not Derek the coffee guy .

You had stayed behind to clean up after his co-workers had drank, smoked and partied all night and he (for once) decided to stop and actually..help you- he was drunk and high out of his mind but..he stayed back nonetheless.

It was the first night he realised just how important you were to him and the company. And how attractive you were.

He woke up the next day with a weird sense of urgency to see you. He started to think about you more- and not just when he needed help.

He tested the waters between the two of you for awhile afterwards. A new flirtatious comment every now and then- unexpected compliments and comments about how “good” or “gorgeous” you looked..

He started..actually falling for you. Which scared him a little bit. He stoped seeing girls- started actually getting rest when you told him he needed it, admitted when you were right, started to respect you more…

He even said sorry to you for the very first time after getting stressed over a certain area project he’s been working on for years on went wrong yet again.

Eventually, he asked you to dinner, claiming it would be “entirely professional” with that smug smirk of his..

It stayed professional for exactly 25 minutes before you ended up riding him in his, very expensive, sports car- your dress (that he bought for you) pushed up with his pants pulled down to his thighs.

The two of you started dating very soon after.

Your faces were on every magazine for weeks after- it was basically NYCs biggest scandal. Billionaire Julian Dillinger- known playboy -falls for his PA? Who knew!

You became..the single-handedly most important thing in his life.

Ares was suddenly no longer just about being “better” but also knowing that if anything happened in the future- you’d be safe. With every click of his keyboard and line of code he finished, he thought of you.

The highlight of his day was no longer staying in his lab, typing away on his computer anymore. It was coming home and seeing you, in nothing but his shirt on his couch..

please give us an innocent & shy y/n and flirty-drunk-jealous tony drabble pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee TQ!

SHY READER & FLIRTY TONY STARK - a Drabble

(you'll find the others drunk/jealous in this post but scroll down, I wanted to try something new and divided it in parts)

Tony Stark notices you the moment you step into the lab—mostly because you trip over your own feet. Smooth.

“New intern or did Fury finally send a spy who isn’t obvious?” He grins, leaning against his desk. You turn red. Mission: Speak. Failed.

You mutter something about coffee runs. He tilts his head. “Uh-uh. Try again, Casper. Louder, for the people in the back.”

“I—I’m here to—to assist,” you squeak. Tony gasps, clutching his arc reactor. “A shy scientist? Illegal. I’m calling SHIELD.”

He nicknames you “Bambi” after you bolt out of the room the first time he winks. (”Like the deer. All wide-eyed and skittish. Adorable.”)

arrivals.