#rdfs

Chihuahuas are small....and they are up to something...

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The reason why Great Danes grew so large is so they could whisper encouragement and love into your ear 

Saint Bernards carry that barrel around their neck all the time to transport the tinier Saint Bernard that’s inside 

Generally, smaller breeds of dogs tend to live longer which is a wonder considering how full of rage they are 

Thomas Jefferson was a schmuck but he was even more of a schmuck because he authorized the dog tax because they were killing his sheep boo hoo 

It is perfectly acceptable to refer to baby Golden Retrievers as “gold nuggets”

Newfoundland Dogs not only have a water resistant coat but they have webbed feet too! This is because they are part mermaid.