thanatos/augustus (horsemen bromance pretty please!)
send me a ship and i’ll tell you…
who believes in love at first sight? — neither, they’re old… they have lived long enough to stop believing in those fairy tale concepts.
who started liking the other first? — i would like to think augustus did, thanatos can be very cautious and distant when he first meets someone because he doesn’t trust them completely.
who is more likely to suggest a romantic, candle-lit dinner? — thanatos, he really likes the atmosphere of a candle-lit room and dinner always compliments that.
who’s behind the wheel more often during road trips? — both, it depends on who’s more willingly to do it. they probably take turns.
who sets up the tent and who gathers firewood during a camping trip? — thanatos sets up the tent and augustus gathers firewood.
who hooks bait during a fishing trip? who catches more fish? — augustus hooks bait, and surprisingly, thanatos catches more fish because he can actually stay silent. augustus can’t.
who insists on learning how to ballroom dance? — thanatos does, it’s one of the things he knows best and he’d definitely teach augustus so he won’t embarrass himself at events.
who goes all out on the other’s birthday? — thanatos, hades pays him well and he doesn’t have a lot to spend on so he spoils his loved ones.
who sings louder while cooking? while showering? — augustus does it, thanatos thinks it’s really funny because he doesn’t sing well at all.
who teases the other for said singing? — thanatos, sometimes he records it and sends it to the other horsemen so they can laugh too.
who insists on checking their zodiac sign compatibility every so often? — neither, i don’t think they believe in that.
who drags the other to fortune tellers at fairs? — neither, they’d rather not know about the future.
who would carry who over the doorstep of a new home? — augustus, he’s physically way stronger than thanatos.
