#rclack

When he was very, very young, barely a toddler, he and his family used to live in a small town, far away from London, taking care of a small farm in there (or so he was told, he actually didn't remember anything about that). So, in a way, he supposed had pets while being younger... But after that, all his interactions with animals were strictly for science or magic practice. And frankly those were considered test subjects, not pets.

He didn't have any sympathy for small animals, or any animal whatsoever. Although, Hannibal could be considered a beast, close enough to an animal... Ah, and then there were the dogs.

Hannibal's dogs.

Jack liked them because they were obedient to their master, and  they liked Jack because he smelled like Hannibal. Which made things way easier with all the canids out there. But they weren't his pets, were his mate's. And for better or worse they only obeyed his master (Jack had some power over them but was just minimal).

Until last month at least, when his dragon’s heat appeared and, in a way to compensate the fact that he and Hannibal didn't want to have any children at the moment, the heylin demon gave him a pup. A wolf's pup.

“Well then... Am I supposed to name— him, or demon pups came with their own demonic name ? ”

Hannibal wasn’t impressed, but taught him the basics to take care of a dog properly in the next minutes. Which resulted in the complicated situation he was dealing already;

“You know Conan, I know I’ve only had you for five hours and forty tree minutes but I love you like a child already and I want you to know that if anything happened to you I would kill everybody and then myself...”

And so, then...

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:

         Jack takes his breakfast to bed. Hannibal wakes up at the smell && eats all the food. Jack wines && Hannibal falls asleep again.

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:

         If by  “suggest”  you mean they “seduce the other to have sex before leaving the bed” then both. 

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:

         Hannibal sets the exampleat doing that himself. Jack stares at him, rolls his eyes, wines about it and finally goes with him.

Who chooses the movies:

         Megan. Probably.

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:

         Both, if  “kissing”  means  “touching the other blatantly”

Who orders lunch:

         Sometimes Hannibal appears meat from nowhere && since Jack finds disgusting eating raw meat, he orders lunch.   

         Other times Hannibal goes hunting && Jack doesn’t have the heart to throw away the animal that he brought home so proudly so, he cooks that.    

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:

         Hannibal. 

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:

         Hannibal.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:

         Both.          Hannibal just by existing  &&  Jack being a seductive whore.

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:

         Jack. And Megan.

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:

         Jack, pretending he doesn’t care  &&  then staring at his phone when Hannibal isn’t home. 

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:

         Hannibal. Laughing in  “a such horrible way”  that makes Jack wants to punch him in the face. And have rough sex right there. 

Who cooks dinner:

         Jack. He’s not letting Hannibal touch his beautiful kitchen. 

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:

         Jack’s servants. Who would clean by itself if you have someone else to do it for you?

Who stays up until 2 reading:

         Jack tries to, but he’s suddenly attacked and dragged away from whatever he’s doing to have sex, that leaves them too tired to stay awake after that. 

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:

         Both. Wondering how is that they’re still together.

Who kisses their partner while they sleep: