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Anthea quietly slid out of the sleek, black government vehicle and onto the sidewalk of a busy London side street. It had already been a long morning and she had been denied the comfort of caffeine until now. Her thumbs tapped quickly away at the keys on her Blackberry as she entered the cafe, her hand only leaving the device long enough to open the door. 

Part of her fixation on her phone was due to professional obligations, but the biggest reason was due to personal necessity. Large crowds had never been easy for the personal assistant. One-on-one, she had no issues interacting with people, but in large groups, she often felt overwhelmed and struggled with how to react and not come across as awkward. Her Blackberry was her best friend and savior in social situations and it certainly didn't fail her on this peak time at the coffee shop.

“That’s not fair,” he snarls. “Of course I’m not bloody over-” he stops, sucking in a breath and turning on the spot, arms crossed tightly—almost hugging himself. 

Sab was his actual best friend, and no one will ever be able to compare. If he could go back and change his answer to that one question, he’d say Sab knew him the best. And then he’d be sad because he used past tense. She wasn’t soppy and she knew how to kick him in the arse if he was getting that way, and he generally thinks she was one of the best versions of himself he’d ever met. And no, not just because she had tits that she sometimes let him touch……………. though that was a definite bonus.

Prompt: Send me a ship!

I’ll do reconditioning!verse because it’s fun x3

Who cooks: Well, Jim would be terrified to let Richard near something hot. So they would probably order out…. Later if Sebastian is living with them he’d make Seb cook.

Who does the laundry and other chores: I think Richard would be allowed to do the chores once he’s healed as a child and their parents are dealt with. Though most likely, Jim would hire a maid.

How many children do they have: None. o.O

Who’s more dominate: James tends to take more control, in terms of ‘who tops’ though Richard has ventured a bit into that area. Jim likes the teasing games and leaves a lot of what they do to Richard, wanting to test his creativity and addiction to porn and sex.

Favorite nonsexual activity: Uh, in this verse? Everything seems to lead back to sex. But that’s entirely the point for Jim. He’s creating a sex obsessed, horny brother who will be constantly wanting to get into his pants. More Psychoanaly, he wants that reassurance that his brother constantly wants and needs him.

Their favorite place to be together: In their room

Any traditions: Richard must have his porn “movies”.

Their “song”: “Twin” by Muse ((TELL ME THIS IS NOT PERFECT!)) 

What they do for each other on holidays: Jim doesn’t take holidays. Especially when they’re older and he’s trying to run his web and support his brother and hid him from Sebastian.

Where did they go for their honeymoon: They’re not married.

Where did they first meet: They are twins and were born together. Since the beginning. It’s why they have that ‘special’ bond.

Any pets: No.

What do they fight over: Sebastian

Send me ± for a headcanon about our characters

Send me ☼ for an AU I think our characters would be fun in

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± — When they were children, everything Jim did was for Richard. He hates that he wasn’t able to protect him, and still beats himself up over it. Jim goes out of his way for his brother’s affection because anyone else is going to hurt Richie. And after everything he’s tried to do, Richie, in a sense, belongs to him.

☼ — Have you played Dishonored? There are twins in that game that remind me a lot of Jim and Rich… and I’d be curious to see what would happen with some type of cross over.

Given the opportunity, would your character put their name in the Goblet of Fire?

Send me a ➹ for a drunk statement from my muse.

magpiesandmurder said: [-casually raised hand in the background-

youhavereachedsamsblog said: mememe only I’ve never done potterlock so I might need some plotting time. but I have written ALL THE HP FANFIC so I should be good.

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