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ill be honest, every time you share twenty one pilots fanart of the guy in the mask, for a moment i think hes randy cunningham: 9th grade ninja
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Out Of This World (And Into The Next)
Word Count: 6,062
For: @theaxolotkween & @rayghosts/@ghostsray
Summary: What if when Danny first fought the Lunch Lady ghost she actually noticed how young he was. What if she didn't know he was more than just another ghost? What if when she commented on how underweight he was, she decided to help him?
You can read on AO3 or down below the cut
âDon't you see?â The lunch lady screamed as she holds Danny upsidedown by just his ankle, âThis is why you need meat! You're skin and bones!â She holds him up higher and really looks at him before addressing him directly in her calmer tone, âWhen was the last time you ate anything?â
âUh,â Danny started intelligently as he tried to ignore how odd it was that all the blood wasnât rushing to his head, âThis morning?â
It must be a ghost thing. If he could float then gravity wasnât really affecting him the same.
âYeah, I had cereal.â he nods, then adds to himself as an afterthought, âDidnât finish it though.â
âWhat?! You didnât! What about lunch then? Itâs past noon!â
âWell this is my lunch hour,â he shrugged, âand I was about to eat, but uh,â he couldnât help the wince as he finished, âthen you showed up?â
She gasped and immediately let go of him.
He dropped about a foot before he flipped in the air and floated back upward right side up.
âWell, that simply will not do!â She looked over him with an expression that Danny wasnât sure if it was pity or concern. Heâd seen Jazz make that face at him a lot, that was for sure.
âHere, eat this!â she said as she shoved a piece of cake straight into his mouth.
With no other choice but to accept, he swallowed it. He wiped his lips for the remaining frosting with his thumb as the flavor of the cake made itself known. It was probably the best piece of cake he had ever had in his life. âWow, that was delicious!â
He eagerly licked his fingers clean before looking back at her, âDo you have more?â
She smiled, âCertainly child. Right this way.â she held out her arm and gestured him to follow her.
They floated over to the back wall and she opened the door to the walk-in freezer. Only when she opened it, it wasnât a freezer on the inside. It was the ghost zone.
He stopped in his tracks as he felt the chill from the freezer portal slowly edge its way towards him.
She turned back holding her hand out to him but stopped when she noticed his reaction, âWhatâs the matter, dear? Arenât you coming?â
âI,â he hesitated slowly shaking his head, âI canât go in there.â
She stared at him for a moment before a look of realization crossed her face, âHave you never crossed into the veil before?â
He assumed she meant the ghost zone so he shook his head no.
âReally? Odd, you feel just like it.â
He wasnât sure how to reply to that, so he didnât say anything.
She smiled again and floated closer to him, âYou havenât been a ghost for very long, have you?â
He didnât see the point in lying, so he didnât. âItâs only been a month.â
She was close enough to gently run the back of her finger down his cheek, âAnd yet youâre so fully-formed? Even without crossing? You must have a very strong will.â
He was so confused right now. Not even five minutes ago they were throwing punches and now she was comforting him? Were all ghosts this weird?
âIs your family still around?â
âYeah.â
âDo they know youâre still here?â
âOf course they do! I live with them,â he answered totally perplexed as to what she was asking him. It seemed like there was some meaning that he just wasnât understanding.
She gasped, âYouâre haunting them?â
His hands sprung up on instinct and he waved them around trying to get rid of that line of thinking completely. âNo, no, no! I canât be haunting them! Iâm not a ghost.â
She raised an eyebrow and floated back just a hair to completely get him in her view, âHate to break it to you, Sugar, but,â she gestured to all of him or more importantly the fact that he was glowing and floating and looked exactly like a ghost right now.
He closed his eyes and sighed. âI mean I am right now, but not all the time!â
She pulled him into a hug, âItâs okay, Sweetheart. I know itâs confusing. Especially with how young you are.â she leaned back and examined his face with that same Jazz-face she had made earlier, âYou had an accident? It happened fast, didnât it?â
How did she know that?
âWhere was your family?â
He looked down towards his boots and rubbed his arm, âJazz was upstairs. In her room, I think?â
âAnd your parents?â
He tried to think back to that day. It was only a month ago, but some of the details were a little fuzzy.
Had his parents just gone upstairs or were they out that day? Hadnât they just tried to turn it on? No, it was a few days after that, right? Had he been alone or were Sam and Tucker there?
His head started to hurt as he tried to remember. It was like someone had taken an egg beater to his brains and scrambled them.
The lunch lady ghost pulled him into her arms and rubbed his back soothingly, âIâm sorry. I shouldnât have brought that up. I wasnât sure how much you knew. Or how much you could handle.â
He pulled back, resting his hands on her broad shoulders, âDo you know?â he was so confused right now.
She smiled gently, âNo honey, we only just met today.â
âOh yeah,â he knew that.
He grimaced as the throbbing from his headache flared up. As if he was going to forget about that anytime soon. He rubbed his fist into his forehead trying to soothe the ache.
He thought he heard someone calling to him but he couldnât focus.
âWhy donât we get you something to eat. That should make that nasty headache go away.â she patted him on the back and pushed him back down towards her shoulder.
The coolness of her body felt so nice that he closed his eyes and hummed in contentment.
âThatâs right, just relax,â she whispered.
He could feel her move, the gentle sway as she floated was at just the right rhythm for him to let himself drift off to sleep.
He hadnât even realized he was that tired until then.
Being a ghost was exhausting.
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Danny opened his eyes and was greeted with an unfamiliar ceiling. It was very high and the plain white paint was interrupted with large wooden cross beams.
He sat up immediately and floated a couple of inches off the bed. He looked down and found he was still in his ghost form.
He had never woken up that way before.
He looked back at the bed. It had a blue metal frame with one side that arched up along the wall, it reminded him of the bed heâd use whenever heâd visit his grandmotherâs house. He had to think for a moment but then remembered what it was called, a daybed.
Why was he sleeping on a daybed?
âIâm supposed to be at school!â
He flew towards the door, but hesitated before he grasped the handle. He slowly reached out and tried to phase his hand through the door.
His hand just ran into the door as if he was solid. But he could feel that tingly feeling in his hand which meant he was using his power.
So why wasnât it working?
He shrugged and went to open the door normally.
It opened.
He peered out and saw a short empty hall. The brickwork that was in the room he had woken up in, carried out into the hall as well.
There was a familiar scent wafting towards him and floated silently into the room at the end of the hall.
âGrilled Cheese?â he asked softly.
In front of a large flattop grill, like the kind in restaurants, was the Lunch Lady ghost and she was in fact, making a bunch of grilled cheese sandwiches. He looked around the room and found no one else there. Why was she making so many?
She turned to face him and smiled, âWell hello there Sweetpea. You feeling any better after your nap?â
âUh, yeah?â
And he did. His headache had gone away. Although he was still really confused. Was this where she lived?
It looked like a studio loft apartment and an industrial kitchen had a baby. Weird, but it did fit her.
âGood to hear. You hungry? Lunch is just about ready.â
âYeah okay.â
If he had slept wouldnât it be time for dinner?
She put a couple of sandwiches on a plate for him, they were cut into triangles. âMilk?â she asked as she pushed the plate across the counter towards him.
He climbed up onto the barstool and just agreed to that too.
Why not? He couldnât think of a reason not to. Besides he was hungry.
âAre you expecting anyone else?â he asked as he carefully picked up the hot triangle of cheesy goodness.
âNo.â She set a large glass of milk down for him. Much larger than he would have poured for himself.
âOkay.â
This was so weird.
She didnât think he was going to eat all of those, did she? There had to be at least ten sandwiches on the grill. She already gave him two to start with.
It felt like she was trying to fatten him up.
He really hoped this didnât turn out to be some Hanzel and Gretel situation.
He took his bite and once again was overwhelmed by just how amazing her food was. It wasnât just that it was perfectly grilled crispy bread, or that the cheese was just the right kind that it got stringy as he pulled it apart, it even had thin slices of lightly browned deli meats. The first one had ham but the next one was chicken.
Before he could even think to stop himself he had cleared his plate and downed half the milk.
She smiled and filled his plate again. âDonât be shy now, have as much as you like.â
And he did.
After several minutes he finally pushed the plate away. If he even so much as thought about food, heâd explode.
He groaned and leaned back in the chair. It was so good, but his eyes must have been bigger than his stomach.
âAw come here, you cute little bean,â she said as she floated around the counter and picked him up to place over her shoulder like he was a little kid.
âHey!â he protested weakly while still feeling lethargic.
She ignored him and started to pat his back.
He hoped she wasnât doing what he thought she was doing.
And did she get taller or something, because he didnât think he was that much smaller than her.
Before he could fully process the situation he burped.
âAh, thatâs a good boy.â
Oh my god, she was doing that!?
He squirmed in her arms. He was not about to be treated like a baby. Absolutely not!
âHey now, stop that.â she lightly scolded as if he wasnât any threat to her at all.
Then again, he hadnât been doing very well in their fight at the school.
âYou,â he burped again, âstop it!â
He did not like this one bit. Even if burps made his tummy hurt less.
Wait, did he just think the word tummy?
He meant stomach. He was a big boy, he was supposed to use big boy words.
Wait, no!
âWhat are you doing to me?!â his voice came out a lot squeakier than he wanted. It was higher pitched than it was this morning too.
âIâm not doing anything,â and the look on her face showed she was telling the truth.
He looked down at his hands. They were so little now.
Somehow, he's gotten younger.
âWhy am I little?â he said and his voice sounded even tinier.
She rested him against her hip, seeing as he was now about half his age, and smoothed back his hair, âthatâs just what the veil does to some folks. It helps you learn about being a ghost I think. Itâs easier to start from the beginning and all that.â
She walked away from the kitchen and back towards the room he had started in.
His room.
âNow I think after all that excitement, we best get you to bed.â
âBut Iâm not tired,â he said with a betraying yawn.
Or at least he hadnât been a minute ago.
She tucked him in and kissed his forehead. âSweet dreams, Cupcake.â
âNight night,â he mumbled already falling asleep.
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The next time he woke up he was much too small to get out of bed on his own. Or at least he didnât want to risk it. The bed was very tall and he didnât want to fall down.
âReady for lunch?â she asked as she picked him up, âI made spaghetti.â
âSketti!â he cheered and clapped. If her cheesy sandwiches were yummy heâd bet her noodles were just as good.
For just a moment as she set him in his high chair he thought it was a little odd that they were having lunch again.
Maybe it was always lunchtime here?
He forgot the thought the second she handed him his sippy cup. Apple juice was his favorite!
He was halfway through his second plate of spaghetti when he got bored and decided heâd rather play with the floppy noodles instead.
âOh okay, I think itâs time for Nanna to just take that away now,â Nanna said as she did just that.
He pouted but then pulled his foot up through the hole in his chair just to see if he could.
He could! Fun!
The buckle was looser than it was before, despite his full tummy.
Nanna turned around and gasped, âOh youâre getting sauce everywhere!â he floated up out of the chair as she approached, his legs disappeared into a tail as he moved.
He looked down at his new tail in awe.
Then immediately stuck the tip of it into his mouth just to see what it felt like.
He didnât like it.
Nanna chuckled and plucked him out of the air like an apple from a tree. She cleaned up his face and hands. And feet! As soon as he figured out how to make them come back.
âAlright, beddy-bye time.â
He flinched. The last time he went sleep he got little. If he went sleep again would he keep getting tiny? What if he got so little Nanna couldnât see him?
He burst into tears and started bawling.
âOh? Oh no! Whatâs wrong?â
But he couldnât answer her. He was much too upset. Also, what were words? He didnât know how to.
She rocked him in her arms and did her best to soothe him.
He started to get sleepy from the motion but that just launched him right back into hysterics.
âAre you scared to go to sleep?â
He rubbed the tears and the sleep out of his eyes as best he could as he nodded.
âOh pumpkin, youâll be okay.â
He shook his head.
âNo? Why not?â
He slowly clapped his hands together once, to show getting small. Then he said, âpoof.â
She blinked a couple of times then nodded in understanding, âYouâre not going to get any smaller. I think youâre done. Now we get to see you grow up again.â
His eyes went wide with surprise.
âYeah, youâll be big. And even better, we get to find out what you love the very most.â
He didnât really understand that last part. What could he love more than Nanna? He hugged her so she would know.
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He was just staring out the window when she came in to check on him.
The window didnât use to be there, but sometimes things like that happened. Nanna could change the size of the things in the kitchen to whatever she needed them to be. Whatever food she wanted to cook she always had the ingredients.
He hadnât been able to change anything before, but he was older now.
âWhatâs out there?â he asked as he gazed at the swirling green void. There wasnât much to see, but there had to be something else right?
âCome on, Sweetiepie, itâs time for lunch.â
He sighed and followed her out. âCan I go outside after lunch?â he asked as he sat at the counter. He was happy he was finally big enough to sit on the tall chairs. He liked being able to kick his legs while he sat.
âI donât know, youâre still so young.â
âBut Nanna! Iâm seven now! Isnât that big enough?â
âYou were fourteen when I brought you home.â
He scrunched up his nose as he pouted. Itâs not his fault being here turned him into a baby and he had to grow up again.
âNo more pouting.â she chided as she pinched his chubby cheek affectionately.
He sighed and wondered if Boxy was going to come over again. The Box Ghost didnât visit all the time, but he was fun to play with when he did. Maybe Boxy would let him go outside.
He just wanted to know what was out there.
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When he was eleven, Nanna tried to help him find what she called, his Spark. The thing that he loved the most.
He still wasnât sure what that meant.
âWhatâs your Spark?â he asked while he was stirring the batter for the cookies.
âWhy that would be lunch of course.â she ruffled his fluffy white hair, âAnd youâre a close second.â
âSo other people arenât Sparks?â
She sprinkled in the chocolate chips as he continued to stir, âI think they can be sometimes, but thatâs pretty rare. Sparks form around ideas or things. I donât think itâs very healthy to have one for another person.â
He just stared into the batter as the chips slowly sank into the thick creamy dough. Something about it looked familiar.
âHow do I know what my Spark is?â
âItâs hard to say. Itâs different for everybody. For me, I knew right away. I always had a passion for cooking, and lunch was always my favorite meal of the day.â
She pulled out the baking sheet, set it next to the bowl, and handed him a spoon to scoop out portions.
âBasically, thereâs something for you out there that fills you with joy and wonder and purpose. Something so wonderful and amazing that you want to do it every day, or you want to always have it with you. Maybe even start a collection of the thing.â
âLike how Boxy is with boxes?â
âExactly!â she smiled happy that he was starting to understand.
âBut how will I know what I like if all I know is here?â he dropped his cookie dough ball onto the sheet and looked up to the kitchen window.
There was a window in every room now. Always ready for him to see into the void of green.
It was never enough.
âDo you think this has anything to do with the windows?â
Nanna stopped, looked up, and just stared at the nearest window. It almost seemed like she hadnât noticed it before now.
She hummed thoughtfully, âYou know, you might be on to something.â
He perked up, floating high enough to be eye level, his tail swishing in excitement, âYou think so?!â
âMaybe we can go out for a picnic the next time Box Ghost stops by.â
He flipped in the air as he clapped.
He couldnât wait.
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It took much longer than he would have liked for Boxy to finally show up again. He hoped it wasnât on purpose.
Nanna packed the biggest basket for their picnic that he had ever seen and Boxy carried the checkered picnic blanket.
Nanna told him he had to stay close, but she didnât make him hold her hand the whole time so that was nice.
He was twelve now so he was old enough to know how to stay close and not get distracted.
Even if there was just so much to look at. Mostly everything was green outside of Nannaâs house, but sometimes there were bands of darker or even light greens. Occasionally they would pass by purple doors.
Nanna made sure he knew what her door looked like before they headed out into the abyss.
âIf you get lost you just head home okay. You just go inside and wait for me.â
He nodded as he memorized her door. It was purple, like all the others, but it didnât have a handle. It was the kind that just swung open when you pushed it. Whether you were on the inside or the outside, it always swung outward. The bottom third of the door was metallic and shiny enough for him to see his own reflection. Above that was a little circular window, like a porthole on a ship.
He wasnât sure why that made him smile.
Once she was confident that he could recognize the door they made their way out.
They flew for a while amongst the endless green sky until they came across a doorway. He hesitated for just a moment. The frame looked familiar. Very familiar.
âAre you sure itâs safe to go in there?â he asked as he hovered closer to Nanna.
âOf course, Dumpling. Itâs the most stable gateway.â
He knew that.
âDid you want me, the Box Ghost, to go first and scare off any nasty humans?â
Danny nodded and took the wrapped-up picnic blanket from Boxy and hugged it to his chest.
Boxy came back after a few minutes, his head the only thing poking back on their side of the portal, âThe Box Ghost has found no one!â
The trio flew out of the portal and straight up through the house until they were outside.
The air felt so different here and he didnât know why he hadnât noticed the difference sooner. He took a deep breath and looked up at the sky above. It was pitch black and he could barely make out a few twinkling stars. He couldnât stop the smile on his face when he saw the crescent moon above.
How could he not smile when it smiled at him first? He wasnât sure if it was a waxing or waning crescent.
He paused and wondered if this was it. Was this his Spark?
He followed Nanna and Boxy to the park and they had a lovely time with food that was delicious, as always.
He couldnât keep his eyes from drifting up to the sky whenever there was a lull in the conversation.
âWhatâs on your mind, Honey?â Nanna asked as she packed up the last of the, now empty, food containers.
âI found my Spark,â he said in barely a whisper, eyes still trained on the sky above.
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Now that he had found his Spark it felt like everything was moving so fast. His powers came to him more easily. The outfit that he always wore changed to better suit his Spark. He found new things that only he could do.
He loved every second of it.
Then before he knew it, he was fourteen again.
âI think youâre ready now,â Nanna said after a particularly quiet lunch.
âYou think so?â he floated out of his seat and helped her with the dishes.
She set the plate down on the counter and took his gloved hand in hers, âYes my little explorer. You were made to roam.â
He was beyond excited but he had spent so much time with Nanna that he knew heâd miss her, âHow about I leave after lunch tomorrow?â
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He floated in the basement invisibly. He had meant to just pass through, but the room hadnât been empty.
He just floated there and watched her work.
She was completely oblivious to his presence.
He hadnât thought of her once while heâd been away.
He had to smother himself when he audibly gasped at the realization.
She flinched and looked around. She never looked to where he was floating.
He was about to just float back inside the portal, about to just call the whole thing off and go back to Nannaâs.
He was, but she shut the portal doors before he could slip back through.
She reached for her hood and slipped the red-tinted goggles over her eyes.
He flew away before she could do anything else.
He found himself in the park. The same one he had found his Spark in.
He looked up to the bright sunny sky. It wasnât as lovely as the night sky, but it had its own charm.
He floated up and sat in the nearest tree as he tried to decide what to do from here.
Nanna said it wasnât good to linger. She said not to haunt people. Not to cling to the living.
But that was his mom.
He looked down at his white gloves and wondered if he could still do it. He wouldnât go back if he couldnât.
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He could.
He wasnât sure why though. This ability had nothing to do with his Spark. It made no sense
Unless he was right before and he wasnât just a ghost? But wouldnât Nanna know that?
He stood on the front steps of his childhood home and hesitated. His hand raised to knock on the door, but it was his house wasnât it? Maybe he should just walk in?
But how long had he been gone?
He should have checked that first.
He dropped his hand and turned around trying to think of the best way to figure that out while also trying to remember what day it was when he left.
The door opened behind him and the person stopped mid-word to gasp, âDanny?â
He turned and felt like a deer in the headlights.
His sister.
God, he hadnât thought about her either.
He was a terrible brother. A horrible son.
He should have never come here.
She hugged him and all his thoughts stopped.
âDanny, where have you been?â she pulled him tighter before pulling back to really look at him. Checking to see if he was hurt.
His eyes started to water, which was not something he wanted. He didnât want to cry in front of his sister and he definitely didnât want to do it on the front steps where anyone could walk by and see him.
âOh, itâs okay! Come here,â she pulled him into the house and he didnât resist.
He was too busy trying to keep all the liquid in his face to stay in its proper places.
They sat on the couch but she didnât let him go. It was like she was afraid that heâd disappear if she wasnât touching him.
That was a silly thing to think. He could disappear anytime he liked. Human contact had nothing to do with his ability to be perceived by the human eye.
Seeing his normally level-headed sister have such an irrational thought helped him calm down a bit.
âWhen Sam and Tucker told everyone that youâd been taken yesterday I never expected you to just appear on the doorstep.â
His mouth dropped open slightly but he couldnât find his voice. Yesterday? He had an existential crisis, was taken in by a nice ghost grandma, figured out the point of his continued existence. Oh and had regressed into a baby and grown-up again, in only one day?!
âHow?â the word was so soft Jazz didnât even notice.
She just kept on talking, âI mean the weird story about a meat monster spiriting you away was definitely original, but obviously not believable. Well not believable to anyone but mom and dad of course.â she looked him over again with a more critical eye, âWhere were you anyway? Did you try to run away again?â
He didnât know how to answer her. He wasnât sure if he should lie, tell the truth, maybe even just let her believe whatever it was that she wanted to believe.
He just hugged her again. His face burrowed into her shoulder all he could think to do was say he was sorry. So he did.
Over and over and over again.
Was he sorry for disappearing or for being a ghost? He didnât know. Maybe it was both.
He didnât know if it was just a coincidence or if he had been crying loud enough, but his parents were soon there too and everyone was hugging him tightly.
His breaths came in shuddering gasps and it took him several minutes before he could calm down again. Everything just felt so much. He felt so warm and alive.
He still didnât know what to tell his family about why he disappeared. Or what he really was.
He wasnât sure heâd ever be able to tell them.
When they finally asked he said he didnât know. He just acted like he didnât remember anything at all.
He was saving the true story for his friends.
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He had to wait until the weekend because his parents refused to let him go to school until they figured out who had taken him.
But he couldnât tell them now. Theyâd hurt Nanna.
They might hurt him too.
He remembers the stories his mom used to tell. The ones about changelings. How angry she would look just thinking about them.
He was just glad all the tests she tried didnât tell her he was different. That as far as she was concerned he was human.
The tests only proved that he was the original.
I guess it was nice that she didnât assume the worst.
He was sitting on his bed with his blankets purposely fluffed up around him. He needed to hide the fact that he wasnât actually touching the bed, that he was floating a few inches above it.
He was always floating at Nannaâs and it just felt weird not to.
There was a tentative knock on his door and he flew over and silently landed before opening it.
His friends instantly tackled him with affection. The trio was on the ground in a tangle of limbs and apologies.
Once they finally stopped talking over each other and untangled themselves, Danny closed the door as they each took their favorite seats. Tucker in his computer chair and Sam on the windowsill.
Danny took his spot on the bed and pulled his knees up to his chest. It had been over a week and he wasnât sure how he was going to explain what happened. He still had a hard time figuring out how he had spent so long away in such a small window of time.
âSo do you really not remember or is that just what youâre telling your folks?â Sam asked as she kept her eyes trained on him. It was like she was looking for any hint at all for the truth.
âItâs hard to explain.â he started simply.
âJust start at the beginning. What happened after the lunch lady napped you?â Tucker prepped as he anxiously fidgeted in the desk chair enough to wobble it.
âI fell asleep? And when I woke up Nanna was making lunch.â he couldnât help the fond smile, âShe always makes the best lunches. She only makes lunch. Itâs only ever lunch. Good though.â
âNanna?â Tucker asked as he shared his confused look with Sam.
âYeah. thatâs just what I call her. I donât think thatâs her name.â
âOkay? But why call her that?â
âBecause sheâs my Nanna?â he tilted his head to the side and realized that this was already getting hard to explain and he hadnât even gotten to the weird stuff yet.
âLike your grandma?â Tucker asked like he was grasping at straws.
âYeah!â Danny pointed excitedly at Tucker, glad to have a word for it. âSheâs my ghost grandma!â
âAnd youâre okay with that?â
âWhy wouldnât I be?â
âShe literally kidnapped you.â
âNo, she didnât kidnap me. She just took me home with her.â
âDid you want to go home with her?â Sam asked slowly like he was a toddler again.
He did a quick check and he was in fact still a teenager. âIt was more like I was abruptly adopted.â
âIs that a thing?â Tucker asked with the most incredulous look.
âYeah, itâs a ghost thing. Nanna says that older ghosts can adopt any child ghosts, or in my case, baby ghost, that they come across. Luckily, Iâm a teenager now! Again?â he put a finger to his lips as he thought about whether or not it would be âagainâ or not.
Tucker snickered, âHold on, youâre a baby ghost?â
âFormer baby. Iâm done with that now.â he sighed and looked away as he mumbled to himself, âIâm so glad thatâs over.â
âExcuse me, what?â Sam exclaimed wide-eyed.
He chuckled nervously, âRemember when I said it was hard to explain. Thatâs what I meant.â
âWait, hold up.â Tucker stood up from his perched on the edge of his seat position and started to pace, âAre you saying that you were a literal ghost baby or???â
Danny winced and visibly leaned away from his friends, âyeah⌠it was super weird. Also,â his shoulders were nearly touching his ears with how much he was trying to edge away from the conversation, but knowing he just needed to tell them already, âI think I was gone longer than a day.â
âWHAT?!â
Oh boy, he had a lot of explaining to do.
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After a very long and snack-filled conversation later, it finally seemed like that they were all up to speed on what had happened to Danny.
âMan, I wish I could have seen youâre baby form.â Tucker chuckled as he set his chip bowl aside.
âWhy? It was just me, but littler?â then he suddenly remembered that his ghost form had changed after he found his Spark. âOh, thatâs right! I got an upgrade! Wanna see?â
âYeah, man!â Tucker said at the same time Sam said, âOf course!â
Danny smiled and transformed.
Both his friends just gasped as they looked at him.
And then they kept staring.
His smile faltered and he bit his lip.
Sam gasped again and shot up to point right at him, âFangs!â
Well, that wasnât what he was expecting to hear. Also, hold on?
He ran a curious tongue over his teeth and yeah she was right, his teeth were a bit sharper now. âThat was probably from all the meat I ate.â
âAlso youâre green,â Tucker added helpfully.
He floated over to his mirror and just stared at himself. Nanna didnât have any mirrors and he never really thought to check.
His skin was green but much paler than Nannaâs was. He also had bright glowing freckles dusting across his nose and cheeks. It didnât take much looking to see the constellations they could make. His hair was still white but now it moved like it was being blown in a soft breeze, or maybe it was more like he was underwater?
No! It moved like solar flares! Strands arcing and bending as if he was being affected by cosmic winds.
He smiled and saw his fangs. They werenât too sharp or scary looking, thankfully. They looked more like slightly dramatic canines than true fangs. Heâd seen a few actors with teeth like this so it wasnât too inhuman.
But he was literally green and glowed so he wasnât sure why he was worried about that.
Although he was surprised that no one had noticed that he was not as skinny as he was before. Heâd gained, as Nanna would say, a healthy amount of weight. Then again, he did wear pretty baggy clothes. He supposed it would be easy enough to overlook that they werenât exactly loose anymore. And his face still looked the same when he was human, heâd always had chubby cheeks.
Besides, that wasnât even the best part. The best part was his outfit. Which his friends so rudely hadnât mentioned yet.
The suit he wore wasnât so clingy and form-fitting anymore. It was puffier and looked like the ones heâd seen in pictures. Except his was cooler because it had stars on it.
He was an astronaut. Just like he had always wanted to be.
kyle weston believes that the ghosts are monsters from another dimension
excuse you kyle weston is a man of SCIENCE and WEED and nothing else

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Wes has a brother. His name is Kyle, and heâs fairly popular in town. The only catch is that Danny has no memories of his existence before this day.
where can i read the dp comics???
ok so a year or so ago @duncte123 posted their google drive link of the best quality episode rips you will ever see and that folder also happened to contain the very cursed comics.
the post is saved and somewhere on this blog but i canât remember how i tagged it... so hereâs the link: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B76UL-XD94xRY1BTTUp6OFNWZ2c?usp=sharing
the comic folder will also contain a text file with a link to a program that can view the files.
i know no other way to read or even find the comics, i was blissfully unaware of their existence before this link.
danny x kyle ship name could be special fedex. like special fx but with the shipping company ha ha get it
oh my god im all for it lol