“Didn’t we already establish I’m not the cuddly type?”

“Hey, we never met before, didn’t we? Because you look familiar somehow. were you a client at my parlor once?”

“I’m fine, I’m fine. Trust me, I survived worse than this. No need to fuss over me!”

“Sweetie, I’m a vampire. I’m not cuddly and neither are my fangs. So I suggest you find someone else to have a crush on.”

“Okay, I’m here, a representative of the Pike family. Let’s get this over, I have other things to do than to stay here and talk to you.”

“Don’t give me that look! We like to take matters into our own hands here and ensure things go our way. If you can’t handle that, I suggest you leave and stop with the judgmental looks.”

“Should I be concerned about you lurking outside my shop or are you just lost? In that case I could give you directions to the nearest subway.”