#raw frog

In my dream I was running through the woods on a rainy late autumn afternoon and I tripped over one of these (totally normal) frogs and broke BOTH of my legs like utterly shattered every bone in there and when the paramedics arrived they took one look at me and started radioing the hospital like, "Yeah she tripped over a raw frog." And dream me just accepted the adjective, as though raw frogs were well-known and distinct from normal frogs