#rat thoughts

Currently at the point in the road trip where the other hyper efficient person pulled me aside and was like "Hey, what if we took one of the cars and left. We leave at 7am tomorrow and just drive straight home - no stops, only drive."

ripping out my heart and offering it to you but then recoiling in embarrassment if you don't eat it in front of me

reaching out my arms as wide as can be, to see who reaches back into me

Autism turns every hot woman into Garfield

Getting ready to go on a trip and it's always so funny to me how different my and my husband's packing styles are. Because I pack only the bare essentials: clothes, toiletries, my e-reader and a deck of cards for entertainment, and two charging cables. And I just looked in his suitcase and this man has an entire power strip in there lmao

The universal truth is that everything goops.

The Millennial gray aesthetic looks like a hospital barn.

please don't talk to me if you don't want me to drop a little piece of my heart into yours like a piece of sand into a oyster shell