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“On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?”

Parker had to think about it, chewing on his bottom lip as he rested his head against the tree he was leaning up against. “Probably somewhere around ‘I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying,’” he answered. “I mean--I’m definitely nowhere near the other end of that scale. What about you?”