I missed the three musketeers being together so I pulled this out of my ass quickly. I don’t really know what this is tbh. TvT Are Alba and Iris ooc, probably. Is this shit? Most likely. But you get what you get and you dont get upset lol. Anyway, I love my babies so I wrote a lil something about my babies, enjoy!! <333
Also- possibly part one? Might add onto it another time? Idk lol.
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Alba belongs to @rheawritesforfun ! 💙
Iris belongs to @digitl-art-monstr ! 💜
“Which dress do you guys think I should wear?” The second Iris and Alba walked into the room, Kristina had turned to them in a panic. Multiple dresses were sprawled around her room. There were so many her entire bed was covered.
Alba walked towards the bed and inspected a few, “Are these for your anniversary with Raph tonight?” She asked, turning back to flash a stressing Kris a reassuring smile.
“Yes. He won’t tell me what we’re doing, he insists on it being a surprise. All he said was to wear something nice.” The brunette reached her hand up to run it through her hair, and then she remembered she had tied it up in a bun moments before. She dropped her hand to her side with a pout.
Iris hummed, already setting aside a few of her favourites. “What about this one? I think this color suits your skin tone very well. Ooh, or maybe this one?” She walked across the room towards one she had spotted and began to examine it. Lifting it up to Kris’ body. “Hmm, it would be perfect but I’m not sold on the length. Especially since we have no idea what you’re doing.”
Kristina let out an exasperated sigh and flopped on the bed. Iris’ tails puffed and she quickly swatted her aside. “No! You’ll wrinkle them!” She clicked her tongue and Kris huffed, crossing her arms over her chest. “A few wrinkles won’t matter if I wear the wrong dress.”
“Maybe there isn’t a wrong dress? You’ll look good in all of these, I’m sure any of them will do.” Alba suggested, placing a hand on her shoulder and giving it a squeeze.
“Or maybe you shouldn’t wear a dress at all. Just because he said you have to wear something nice, doesn’t mean you have to wear a dress.” Iris added, tapping her chin with a finger.
Kristina looked like she was about to implode. “That’s it. I’m over this.” She snatched up her phone from her desk and scrolled through her contacts till she got to the right one. Alba and Iris shared a quick glance before she pressed the phone to her ear. She paced in a circle impatiently as she waited for him to answer.
“Leon, what the fuck does Raph have planned?”
Leo’s eye ridges raised at the sound of Kristina’s impatient tone. He had expected it to be Alba. Both expected and hoped, but hadn’t checked the caller ID before answering. He couldn’t stop the smirk from crawling onto his face. This would be fun. Kristina didn’t like surprises. This was something they all knew. It was only a matter of time before she fussed one of them about Raphael’s little secret date. “Ahh, Krissy. What a pleasant surprise.” At the mention, Raph immediately whipped around in his direction, eyes wide and alert.
It was a wonder he didn't get whiplash.
If it was possible, Leo’s smirk grew. Mikey let out a groan as he slapped some cash into Donnie’s hand. “Told y’a.” The purple branded terrapin muttered.
“Was that tonight?” Leo hummed, inspecting his nails absentmindedly.
Kristina huffed on the other side of the phone. “Don’t play games with me, I’m stressing out over here!”
Raph approached, stopping what he was doing, which was holding the ladder for Donnie as he hung up something and rushed over to his brothers side. Trying to hear what she was saying. He quickly shook his head to Leo. Silently begging him not to say anything.
“What makes you think I know anything?” He said cooly. Mouthing “I gotcha bro” to Raphael. He didn’t look convinced.
“Honestly, Kris, I don’t know anything. Raph didn’t mention what he was doing, just that he was doing something. You called the wrong brother. If he would have told anyone it would have been Donnie. Just sit back and relax, have a drink or two. There’s nothing to stress over, hopefully.”
Donnie also whipped around at this, not knowing that Raph had left. The ladder swung beneath him, and if it wasn’t for Mikey running over and steadying it- Donnie probably would have fallen and eaten ass. Leonardo could only stick his tongue out at the sight of his brothers steely glare. There was a sigh on the other end of the call and Leo hoped she bought it.
“Fine… thanks for nothing.” Raph’s shoulders sunk in relief. And the rest of the brothers seemed to feel the same way.
“I guess I’m calling Donnie then.” And then they began to panic. But Kris had hung up before anything else could be said or done.
“Great going Leon!” Donnie hissed, climbing down the ladder.
“Man, why’d you have to say that!” Raph groaned, sliding a hand down his face. “Donnie you better not fuck this up!”
“Don’t blame me for Leo’s mistakes!”
“Guys chill. We got this. Donnie will convince Kris to drop it and we can get the girls to distract and calm down Kris till it’s time to shine. It’s a win win for everybody!” Leo sent a text to Alba, asking her to use her charms to do just that before he slipped his phone back into his belt, as confident in his plan as ever.
“Yeah, or she’ll see right through him, know somethings up and call Raph or I.” Mikey hummed, dusting his hands off of flour.
“Did you just use proper grammar?” Donnie was ignored.
“We’re totally fucked, we know Mikey can’t keep a secret and Kris knows when I’m lying!” Raph cupped his head, beginning to panic. Leo slapped a hand on his shoulder. “Relax big bro. It won’t come to that. Hopefully.”
It was right at this moment that Donnie’s phone rang. The mutant shot one final glare towards his idiot of a twin before answering it with a sigh. “Hey, Kris.”
Alba’s phone buzzed in her pocket, indicating she had a notification. She slipped it out as Iris comforted Kristina. It was a text from Leo. The brunette tried not to snort at the message, shaking her head to herself as she replied. Distract Kris? Normally that might be pretty easy, but this was no normal situation. “Donnie might not know anything either.” Alba returned her attention towards the two females.
Kristina sighed at Iris’ comment, “I know. But I have to know something. This is driving me crazy. They know I don’t like surprises.” She clicked on Don’s profile and hit call, pressing the phone to her ear. As they waited for him to answer, Alba grabbed Iris’ arm and pulled her to the side. “Leo says we need to distract Kris for a bit. Stop her from trying to figure things out. Keep the surprise a secret.” She whispered, and Iris nodded.
“How do you suppose we do that? You know how she is, she has to know everything.”
Alba’s eyebrows furrowed in thought. “I dunno, gimme a second and I’ll figure something out.”
“Please tell me that you know what Raph’s planning.” They returned their gaze onto Kristina who was now talking on the phone to Donatello.
“Sorry, Kris. I don’t know anything.” Her lips pulled down in a disbelieving frown. Her pacing had yet to seize, she’d wear the carpet down if she wasn’t careful. “Is that the truth, or did Raph ask you not to say anything?”
It was quiet on the end of the line for a few long seconds. “Of course it’s the truth!” Donnie sputtered, sounding a bit frazzled. “I wouldn’t lie to you.”
“Oh please, you’ve lied to me on multiple occasions. And I’m not convinced that this isn’t one of them. He told you what he has planned, didn’t he? Donatello, I swear— if you don’t tell me right now—“
“He didn’t say anything, I swear! And even if he did, my lips are sealed. You’re going to have to find answers somewhere else, Kristina.”
“Oh, pulling out first names now huh?”
“And I’ll be the one who finishes it. Is Raph with you?”
“This is bad,” Iris whispered. Alba nodded in agreement. “Yup.”
Donnie was silent on the other end, Kristina could hear muffled voices and she rolled her eyes. “Put him on the phone, please.”
“You’re a terrible liar. Put him on the phone, or I’ll tell Iris what I caught you doing the other day~” She could hear Donnie saying something, probably cursing her out, and then Raph’s voice came in. It was muffled, but it was clearly him.
“Hey, Kris. Leo here. Look Raph can’t come to the phone right now. You’ll have to wait to talk to him till your date. Alrighty then, bye bye.” And then he hung up.
“What did you catch Donnie doing?” Kris locked eyes with Iris. “You don’t wanna know…”
“Well that’s just great! She’s so gonna be pissed at me now!” Donnie hissed, snatching his phone back from his twin.
“What’d Kris catch you doing, Dee~?” It was Mikey who asked, having just barley caught the conversation between the two. Donnie’s face immediately flushed and he shot a cold glare in his direction. “Nothing! Never mind that!”
“Technically you didn’t let her talk to Raph, so wont she tell Iris anyway?”
“Kristina’s gonna be pissed at all of us if we don’t figure this out.” Raph stressed, biting his bottom lip agitatedly.
“You know she hates surprises!” Mikey called as he went back to the kitchen. He had work to do, hell, they all did.
“I know!” Raph roared back. “But I also know she’s gonna like this one. She’s been so stressed lately, I thought doing something extra special for our anniversary would make her feel better.” He winced at the sound of his phone ringing, he didn’t have to look at the screen to know it was Kristina. With a heavy sigh, Raph answered it. “Hey, baby. What’s up?”
“Look, I wont ask about the surprise, but I do need to know what to wear.”
Raph’s invisible eyebrows rose. “What? Is that what this was about?”
Raph shook his head, “Wear the outfit I got you.”
“Uh, I’ll need you to be a little more specific than that.”
Raph chuckled, “The newest one, from Emiko.”
Kristina looked insanely confused. “What outfit from Emiko? I didn’t get a new outfit from Emiko.”
“Yes, you did. I asked Iris to bring it to you the other day.”
Iris’ eyes widened and Alba caught the embarrassed look on her face. She tried to hide her smile from the cute kitsune, knowing exactly where this was going. “Gigi..”
Kristina turned towards her expectantly. Iris’ face was as bright as a cherry tomato. “I’m so sorry! I totally forgot! Raph called me and told me to bring you some box today, but I was a little… Distracted at the time.. Y’know with uh, Donnie.” She remembered the encounter quite well, since Raph had called at a very.. intimate time. Donnie was pleasuring her between the thighs, and Iris answered the phone on instinct. She had barley registered what Raphael was saying as she focused on not moaning in delight.
“You scandalous little minx.” Kristina grinned towards her cheekily, giggling to herself. “I guess outfit crises averted, then.”
“So that’s what was going on over there… Alright baby, I gotta go. Have you got anymore questions for me while I have you?”
“I can’t tell you what the surprise is.”
“Darn it.. I guess not, then. But if I think of more later—“
“You can text me anytime. I’ll answer as soon as I can. I love you, Kristina.”
“I love you too, Raphael.”
