How to put a mild damper on your day: a step by step instructional by yours truly
Step one: play ranked 2s
Step two: anger the match making system
Step three: pair up with a pair of Teros
Step four: ???
Step five: get locked inside their game of their neutral sig toss and catch
Step six: sit through their post match chat of toxisisity
Step seven: say only polite things back
Step eight: did I mention that they won?? Such bad sportsmanship
Step nine: that's it. If you want more dampers on your day, repeat this process until you're sitting in a vat of nuclear chemical soup












