#randommomentsdevida

I arrive to the coffee shop

Laptop: On

Gangrene: Searched

Photo: Zoomed

I am forcibly removed from the Starbucks

mindfullymedical said: lol chanchroid is another good one

This is also a pretty solid choice. I was thinking Peyronie’s disease would have been funny as well. 

pleasedotheneedful said: testicular torsion

1. Duck

2. Put on Safety Goggles

3. Hide behind something substantial

4. Call 911

YOU WANT A MEDICAL MAGICAL GIRL?!

DAMN RIGHT I DROPPED EVERYTHING TO GIVE YOU A MEDICAL MAGICAL GIRL

30 minutes of pure medical magical girl freak out

Name: White Coat Angel 

Weapon: Magical giant bone saw

Fights best with hand (because DO), super strength, can fly

Vows to save whoever she can from whatever aliments derail them, especially broken bones but isn’t afraid to break the bones of bad guys 

Rule #1 always post the rules. Rule #2 answer the questionsthe person who asked, then write 11 new ones. Rule #3 tag 11 people then linkthem in the post. Rule #4 tell them you tagged them. Rule #5 tell the person that tagged you that you’ve answered the questions.

 1. Pick an object around you. What is it? Pasta bowl?

2. You must use this object to prank cranquis. How? Okay, so this is how it’s going to go down. We wait till Cranquis has had a long day and hasn’t gotten a break for lunch yet. We’ll set out the pasta bowl with plenty of meatballs and marinara sauce, doused in piles of mozzarella. The catch? It’s full linguine and worms.

3. What is your theme song as you prank cranquis? Everything is Awesome (cause it’s the first thing that came to mind)

4. The prank is epic and will now be a motion picture! Who are the actors? Oh, I was assuming that we were taping this .___.

5. You are now watching the award-winning pranking movie. What is your drink of choice? Water

6. How about food of choice?  Popcorn, duh. Probably a mix of awesome kettlecorn and regular movie theater popcorn.

 7. Because of your awesome prank, you are now attending a major awards show. What are you wearing?  Probably a sari, or some long dress

8. While at the awards show, you get to meet a lot of famous people! Who do you hope to run into?  Benedict Cumberbatch, Zachary Levi, Chris Evans, Imran Khan, Shahid Kapoor (Why are all of these dudes??)

9. Where will the after party be? I am not attending. I’m going home to sleep off the popcorn.

10. Anything else you want to add? Bed time is at 11, so I’m going to read some fairytales and go to bed.

11. I can’t think of anymore questions. My turn then

 My Questions:

1.      Favorite current TV show?

2.      If you could have anything to eat right now, what would it be?

3.      If you had to make a hybrid animal, what animals would you combine?

4.      Favorite outfit to wear?

5.      Socks or no socks?

6.      Building a snowman or having a snowball fight?

7.      Superhero name? (Or maybe you’re a villain?)

8.      Favorite ethnic food?

9.      Stargazing or cloud-gazing?

10.  Favorite Disney movie?

11.  Favorite song as a teenager?

So randommomentsdevida​​ tagged me in a thingy, so here are 15 things that I like. Do your own if you so choose.

Tea!

dainty tea cups

the smell of pine trees

squishy grass under bare feet

fresh office supplies

new music, and by extension, iTunes gift cards

bacon

having fresh cut flowers or plants in my house

when my cat curls around my head to sleep

thoughtful little gifts from friends (like when a friend at work brought me aloe pups to work "because you like growing stuff")

the first wear of a new outfit or new shoes- maybe this is because I just bought much needed new shoes

good hair days

digging in dirt

road trips

THIS IS AMAZING!!!!! OMG I LOVE IT What program do you usseee??

OOHH! ME LIKEY! AND OF COURSE PIE! Why would I have to forgive you?! AND AND AND WE NEED LIKE MANDATORY CRANQUIS...