#random stories

I once went on vacation to the UK with one of my besties, we were taking a break at a café and there were two guys sitting near us. We were speaking in our own language (english isn’t our first language) and the two men clearly thought we didn’t understand English at all, because they comfortably continued their conversation about recruiting members for their cult lol

Funnily enough I do have a little plot bunny idea around Starlight and her period (and how they both do and don’t affect her champions.) But have no idea where I would actually put it in the grand scheme of the plot so I’ll do a quick little write up here.

Moon would be in a boardline panic, thinking his lady is suffering from poison or swallowed a dagger, or has been put under a terrible cruse, cause there’s no way pain like this could be a natural phenomenon.

Starlight’s doing her best to reassure her champions she’s alright, but it’s not easy when your uterus seems to hate you and is stabbing you with pain from the inside.

If Liu’er had control of the body and was feeling his Lady’s period pains, he would know what it was thanks to Macaque’s Memories and peace out, switching places with Macaque, letting Macaque deal with the pain, and the ninja champion claims that he’s letting Macaque have control of their body because Macaque has so much more experience in this matter and could help their Lady better than he could. (Which would be half true, he does think Macaque could be helpful to his lady, but also thinks Macaque deserves to feel this kind of pain for… lets just say a list of sins Macaque has done towards their lady.)

Macaque would be the only sensible one, getting Starlight to sit or lay down somewhere with a heat pad, caffeine infused treats/drinks and pain meds. Macaque saying he’s only doing this because the sooner Starlight feels better the sooner he doesn’t have to deal with her pain. Macaque would also be pissed off; towards Liu’er, because seriously the one time he wouldn’t mind Liu’er taking the reins and the ninja pulls this stunt.

"How I am white and you are brown if we're the same skin tone"

Then he looked at me exactly like this