#random rick

@junklordjamison

Send ‘Inventory Check’ to see an item in my muse’s inventory. Spence walks up and notices that Emrick is without his lab coat, he is tempted to prod Emrick on the chest but Emrick backs off and shoves him away. “If you want to know what is in my lab coat, then here.” He slides the lab coat seductively off his shoulder. He lays the lab coat out like a blanket over the table and picks each item out carefully.

Pen/Portal Gun: “I’ve been tinkering with modifying portal guns, as a hobby outside of Biomedical Engineering.” He picks up the pen and sprays the ink on the floor and it opens a small portal that can barely fit a person. “It’s still a work in progress.”

Needle Gun: “Each needle is laced with a serum that can paralyze a man.”

[Censored]: “It’s not a toy. This is between me and Rick.”

Pocket Sized Photo Album: It’s full of a multitude of Rick Selfies and [Censored]

A Flask: A standard for most Ricks.

Pack of Cigarettes: With alien text all over.

Give me a second. [Censored: In a nutshell he pulled a pocket knife out of his butt.]

In a world where there is a Rick and a Morty. Everything for the most part the same like any other dimension with a Rick and a Morty except. . . 

(The following was based off the issue of Doofus Rick eats Shit. He doesn’t actually eat shit, however. . . )

. . . The food that the people here consume works the backwards than that of our world. People eat shit and they shit food. The beings that live in this dimension always generates continuous energy that would otherwise overload their biology and would kill them unless expelled. This is not to be confused with giving life, they merely dispel energy in packets.