The backgrounders- part 2
“Ugh, guys, we should go now.”
“No Joe. I think it’s really important that we remain here and listen to their argument.”
“It’s for our personal health, Joe. I need to know if Viktor will listen to his boyfriend and go to Japan.”
“C’mon Viktor, make the right choice. Do it for Makka.”
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*Beyonce's ‘Crazy in Love’ starts playing*
* Yuri’s Angels VS JJ’s Girls Dance Off a la White Chicks begins*
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*offscreen*
“Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom.”
“Whoa, wow. Even those two skaters standing there in the light?”
“No, I'm afraid those two belong to the Otayuri fangirls. Neither Mufasa nor Darth Vader gonna mess with those wackos.”
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Wowww. So I'm the only one not in white huh. Well. Isn't this a racist little shelf.
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“Maria, you sound like a lunatic.”
“I’m telling you! I could have sworn your daughter helped those two guys get engaged!”
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*mentally, to self*
I’ll take a potato chip AND EAT IT!
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“What’s that guy saying?”
“He said his friend just got married.”
“No, I think he said he was about to pull off his best magic trick and make us all disappear!”
“What?”
*offscreen*
“Oh shit, we disappeared.”
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“Yes. Damn, this is gold. Keep your camera pointed at him. Do you think he’ll cry?”
“Shhh, his coach can hear you.”
“Ah crap, he’s glaring at me.”
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“Who are we looking at? Beka, buddy, what’s caught your eye right now? Look at me, I'm your coach...maybe. I’m wearing a lanyard and I'm talking to you right before your SP so I must be your coach...oh God, existential crisis...
Why didn’t they give me more screentime... I’m the only coach of the GPF 6 who hasn’t spoken...What is life? I’m so lonely.
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*yawn* I shouldn’t have spent all night trying to get my dogs to play poker. I’ll just take a little nap here. No one will know. Not like cameras will focus on this area for some reason.
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*inside bus*
“Hey, look at that guy running. His dog is so cute!”
“Aww, should we wave at the dog?”
“Don’t bother, neither of them can see either us or this bus.”
“I can’t believe No Face is missing seeing such a cute dog!”
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Part 1
