random funny bits from my outlines
since i’ve started making outlines for fics, here’s some funny lines i’ve written while planning chapters:
they make good and make up and probably make out
anyway, being the delightful person he is, is all like “get your asses married right now or so help me god i WILL murder you in your sleep”
anyway the whole inner inner circle goes batshit
basically life is torture and she wishes she was dead
that’s supposed to come out of her? no thanks
which is weird, because you don’t usually unbutton your shirt for extra supplies, but go figure, amiright?
oh shit a hurricane is coming
3 am whataburger talks
panic! at the potluck
little kids get into big trouble with big animals (wolves)
mom, stop being a slut for two minutes
siri, what do i do if the girl i’m dating might end up being my stepsister?
tag yourself lmao i’m “3 am whataburger talks”
