#random marvel stuff

• Do NOT Give Pietro any caffeine of any sort. I repeat DO NOT. • Do NOT call Charles ‘Wheels’ • Do NOT call Logan ‘Maple’ • Do NOT give Pietro heelys. • Do NOT threaten Wade’s his chimchanga’s. Seriously he can do the puppy eyes really well. • Do NOT paint the Ironman suits pink. • DON’T LET ANYONE PLAY MARIOKART. PLEASE I BEG OF YOU. • Do NOT eat Thor’s secret stash of poptarts. • Do NOT let Thor put miljnor on any toilet seats. • Do NOT let Scott use the ants because he’s lazy. • Do NOT stick magnets on Bucky’s arm. • Do NOT let Loki find out about his fans. • Do NOT try to stick magnets onto Erik • Do NOT play polka in front of Tony • Please STOP giving Fury pirate costumes. • Do NOT threaten Pietro’s sweets. • Please STOP giving Sam and Clint birdseeds for lunch. • Please STOP singing Caps theme whenever he enters the room. • Do NOT make Bruce angry just because you’re bored • Do NOT let Loki have a cat army. • Do NOT challenge Natasha because she won’t go easy. • Do NOT take Peter’s awesome mix. • Do NOT play sitcom laughing tracks while in a serious meeting. • Do NOT play the recorder at any given moment. You will be fired. • MOST IMPORTANTLY….. NEVER LET THE FANS IN AT ANY GIVEN COST PLEASE.