How did I decide on who to simp on hq bois? I'm gonna leave this here even though nobody asked.
In this issei i—
(geddit? lmao me and my half a brain cell laughing at one point)
These are all just my perception on what i've read so far—official, canon, fic, or not. So here goes...
THE POTENTIAL ROMANTIC PARTNERS (in no particular order)
Akaashi Keiji - he. I love him...he's the borderline traditional lover I guess. He knows how to take care of you. Being the observant person he is—he learns about the dating game through people watching and being the solid confidant of his friends when it comes to people relationships? (Which is something we could have in common) He doesn't know why they keep coming to him, nonetheless, he gives reasonable advice. He is intelligent. He's strategic. I am not. I guess that's why. He has something I don't have. Or he excels in something I don't have an aptitude at. A major point would be that one part in the manga in spring tourneys. It made me admire him more because I felt his human side? It's not that he's a robot, no. But you know how he's seen as that calm and composed character like nothing can shake him. Yeah. To see that he also has those moments, it's comforting. It makes me wanna hug him til he feels better. And I am not an affectionate person. Plus, the cherry on top of the ice cream's his timeskip. I tend to be attracted to people who's knowledgeable about the arts—Literature, poetry, any type of written or spoken piece. Someone who can fill me up with words because again, it's not my strength, But I do want to picture and visualize what that logical but somehow creative brain of his write. Just tell me the words, Akaashi, I'll paint you a picture. To be honest, he's one of those that I'll be comfortable with even just hanging out, reading. Best possible meet: at the university, we probably have 1 or 2 classes together, he's in literature, I'm in fine art. He's the good-natured lover. He'll write love letters and stuff when he feels like it. In bed, I feel like he loves like it's his mother tongue. He expresses and pours every ounce of love he has with his body, on the contrary to the day's verbosity.
Kozume Kenma - this pretty boy...I just simp so hard for him. Again, point for being a strategic person through and through. Also I relate to him as an introvert who just wants to be at home and not want to exert too much physical effort. Sweat...i don't like it. Moving on, I'm just attracted to him. I wanna get to know him more. I wanna be his friend. Because I bet it would be an honor to see his excited state. lol He's just super chill and has this aura that just pulls you in. Maaaaan, that timeskip, the simping amplified. I admired him for being his own boss and pursuing his dream til the end. He's living his fcking ikigai right there! What he's good at is what he loves to do plus he gets paid for it and the business he built is what the world needed (an aspect) Kenma, my president, I salute you. Best possible meet: middle school to high school, this would probably be a short relationship but still fun. It's young love. He can be a first kiss. He always shares a kiss that lingers.
Miya Osamu - wellllll, here's the other nugget. It was his eyes that got me the first time I saw s04. Okay, I was attracted at Atsumu at first but there's something I'm not getting lol. Osamu's a silent killer, I tell 'ya! I know he has his own share of chaotic energy in the gene pool, but I feel like it's tolerable, in my preference. I can exchange witty banters with him but knows when to stop. He gives off this reliable aura. It's the kind that you have to observe him well to really see the little things. Y'know...i dunno. Anyway! A big point on him being a foodie. I like cooking, especially with my friends, even just on a whim. Also, one way to this woman's heart is through her stomach. Yeah. I love eating food where I know people put a lot of effort in making it, no matter how simple, let me taste your hardwork huhuhu. I also feel like, he'll be fun to talk to. Random at most. But I think he'd take every random out of context question I have and answer it still. Like really considering the pros and cons. Random take-outs and drive thrus just for the sake of going out and trying out a new resto or street food. He's a homebody so cuddles are nice with him. His hair's so soft to the touch, more so after letting go of the dye. (I just believe he's donning his natural hair color post-timeskip) Best possible meet: at his small resto. Being a usual there because the food's so good and filling. Comfort food. Eventually prepares lunch, then after two months of getting to know each other, he prepares a dinner for 2. After business hours. It may not seem like it, but he's s gentleman.
Sugawara Koushi - Suga's the "I didn't realize I like you til now" Yes, it's a slow realization. The more I saw his reliability as a team member and vice captain, the more I admire. He exudes a light energy. That's it . The energy I want to be around with. He has the type of energy that lifts you up. It's not like Hinata or Bokuto's hyper positive energy. It's like the feather-light one. I know he is chaotic, and I love him for that. He's a son of mercury for gods' sake. It's a given. I'm a gemini too. So maybe that's why I got attracted. Kin to kin. Similar energies. Or maybe, he's the gemini that I aspire to be. His emotional quotient is also admirable, so it's not surprising how he pursued being a teacher. Because as stressful as it is, I think it's innate for him to live and see with the eyes of a child. Best possible meet: high school. Okay i really wanted to be friends with the third years! That's it. He would really be a soft boyfriend. But it's better when you witness his drunk state. I think he's gonna be a mix of all his emotions. Just all at once. Lol kisses with Suga are sweet with a hint of spice at unexpected times.
Sakusa Kiyoomi - I think Sakusa's the only one who started from the fic. Like, I liked him from that one well-written fic and it had stuck to me ever since. There's something about people with reservations. It's reaaaally interesting. Keeps me on my toes typa thing. It tickles my curiosity. I mostly based his explanation off fics and headcanons by wonderful writers here and there. Ngl, he gets the most nsfw points for me. I mean, I bet he's a good one night stand. There, i said it. It just the "untouchable" idea around him—first cos he's an acclaimed germophobe, the other's his status as one of the bests in volleyball—it makes having a relationship with him, worthwhile, I guess. No matter how short or just physical it may be. Cos I have a feeling it's really hard to catch his attention, romantically. And maybe the reason why I read more Sakusa fics recently is cos I can see more of how people perceive him and how he can be more of what he seems to be. He's an interesting person. Best possible meet: same apartment floor. Several times bumping on each other while running errands, mostly laundry and midnight snack runs.
Matsukawa Issei - Need i say more?? Jk. Mattsun's a recent addition. I don't know what flipped the switch? He seems normal to me at first encounter with the anime. Wait, it was the timeskip that got me. I kid you not when I say I found his job choice to be really odd...but in a good way. I liked him right then. Now, I don't know if that's really what he wanted to do or it's for the sake of experience, or just for practical reasons—a man's gotta live. But it really hooked me. Idek why. Maybe it's like that thing at parties, a good conversation starter. So, moving on, I bet he gives the most comfortable, lazy ass, cuddles you can ever dream of. It's the staying in on a cold winter night. Lazy saturday mornings. Anything laid back and chill tbh. Nonsensical jokes but still funny. I also have a feeling that he's clingy at a random. He may know random trivias bout stuff, mostly crime and murder mysteries. For the nsfw times, I mean did you see the man?! He's like an Adonis. I bet bet bet he has super nice pecs that are so comfy to just rest on. Sometimes he jokes around before, during, or after doing it. Just for fun and just to tease. Best Possible meet: high school. He's the 'best friends to lovers' relationship. That comfortable bond of being best friends first then lovers second. It's reassuring. You can worry about being broke but still have a laugh bout it together.
And there it is. I'm proud of you if you still stuck til the end. I was about to mush it all in one post but it came out longer than expected. So I'll save the others for next time. (Next category here)
That's it for my bed time story.
P.S. i can really see a trend where backstage beats spotlight. It's the quiet (Suga's debatable), observant ones that gets my attention no matter how fast or slow. AND THEY HAVE BEAUTIFUL HANDS!!!









