#ralphwrck

[ 1:46 AM ] : man i don’t know how u do it[ 1:48 AM ] :be so fuckin good all the time and shit  [ 1:50 AM ] : like i wanted to fuck up like six people today and i literally almost did[ 1:52 AM ] : and i just slammed a guys head into a table too but that doesn’t fuckin count that asshole deserved it but yk what i mean [ 1:54 AM ] : is it the celibacy? is that your fuckin trick? should i stop having sex to achieve ultimate peace or something?? [ 1:58 AM ] : nah nvm i’m not gonna do that idk why i offered [ 2:03 AM ] : ur not gonna do that for much longer either tho my man dw im gonna get you laid 

“oh! ralph is just so lovely. i do hope he wasn’t too offended by my barging in -- perhaps i should bake him an apology pie? -- but, still. what a darling man!”