#ParadiseFound for the #TreeHugger who loves this tree 🌲 more than the tree loves the Tree Hugger. There will be #GenreFilms about #NarcissisticTrees, the ones who insist that the annoying #Huggers buy them #OnlyTheBest, & spend all their time degrading those pesky & pathetic huggers. Yes, trees are catching on to human frailty & they are plotting a #RainforestRevolution. They'll become unsawable, & will simply refuse to grow unless their stringent conditions are met. No more free shade for humans. Leaf 🍃 by leaf, they will turn on us, even summoning the spirits of the dead 💀 trees to collapse the load-bearing walls they have so faithfully provided for centuries. It's the #TreeNation & they will explode @ will. No one will be safe from their pent up rage. 'Bye 'bye Brasil!
