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Okay, so I wanted to share this about something that me and a friend of mine do. A friend of mine, and I usually get together and watch movies together.

When we do, we always make up some kind of scenario for fun. It’s almost always complete and utter nonsense, and doesn’t make sense but we find it quite fun! And there’s one of these that is my absolute favorite

It’s Wall-E, but with Garling! And I wanted to share some things about it with you all! I hope that you don’t mind!

Please keep in mind though that this is absolute nonsense, and very likely does NOT make any sense…

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Scenarios That Don’t Make Any Sense, Mischaracterization, Apocalyptic Setting, Bitchass Celestial Dragons, Almost Dying, Misunderstandings

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BEWARE ONE PIECE SPOILERS

PLEASE DO NOT GO INTO THIS EXPECTING ANYTHING GOOD

IT’S COMPLETE NONSENSE AND NOTHING ABOUT IT LIKELY MAKES ANY SENSE

Okay, so basically we always change quite a bit about the setting to make it fit with our scenario. In this case, it isn’t a typical apocalypse from trash and things.

I have this OC named Ophelia who is Queen of the Fairies. She’s also the S/O of the Gorosei, and her bad ending is them betraying her causing her to seal off her island to protect the fairies. She also makes everyone forget fairies exist.

So for this scenario, we changed it to a hypothetical where the fairies fought back. They slowly overtook the One Piece world, and many people escaped due to Vegapunk. Most of which being Celestial Jackwagons though…

The people left behind were captured by the fairies, some were put into like these stasis cocoons to keep them out of the way. Some were killed, and others were put to work for the fairies.

This work was to clean up, and get rid of things relating to people that weren’t fairies. Each fairy worker as well bears like this glowing tattoo on their arm to indicate that they’re working so a fairy doesn’t cocoon them by mistake, and animals leave them alone.

Okay so in the scenario that we did. Wall-E was a character of mine known as Esther, but I’ll change that while I explain it, and say it’s you. Sound good? Okay.

So basically you’re a fairy worker, and you’ve been collecting small little non-fairy things to keep inside of your home. Your home moves every night due to a regular natural disaster that sweeps through the area every night.

Because the fairies control the weather and the balance of nature, it’s caused by them. They do value you as a worker, so they always alert you when the storm is coming by making your tattoo glow brighter in advance.

One day though, something happens as something arrives in the world. It’s a big spaceship, and it drops off something. This person is in kind of like a hazmat suit almost to protect from fairy related powers like dust, and magic pollen.

This person almost kills you when you make a sound, and you wind up having to retreat. This person is Figarland Garling, and you’re really interested by him so despite the danger. You’re following him about.

Garling was sent back to the world of One Piece alongside a bunch of other Holy Knights in order to see if it was safe to return. How they would do this is that they would attempt to seek out any sort of proof that they could return.

You almost die a few more times while following Garling about, but you always live. As you follow him, you see him become more and more angry too with his inability to find anything.

Man legit goes on a rampage at one point after being caught in a fairy trap like a lot and I mean a lot of forest destroyed. Despite this though, you never really leave him alone as you’re always watching from nearby somewhere.

After the closest encounter with death that you have with Garling, he realizes that you aren’t a fairy but a human. He realizes that he could get some use out of you, so you talk for a bit then when the storm hits. You rush him into your home.

Of course after a bit of explanation, you let him stay with you. You even show him all of your little trinkets to see if it can help him. None can, and he’ll never admit that he’s enjoying himself.

He even gets a small bit too excited at one point, and accidentally hurts you pretty badly. You show him it’s fine though after dousing the injury in a healing potion that the fairies gave you.

You two spend a lot of time together, and even watch a little movie that you have. Once it’s finished, you show Garling exactly what he wants to see. Proof that people can return.

Non-Fairy Plant Life

Basically fairies have their own type of plants, and things. It’s what’s currently covering a lot of the One Piece world, so finding Non-Fairy Plant Life is kind of a big deal.

Garling’s suit undergoes protocol upon him finding it which is to seal it inside of a little compartment in the suit then put him into stasis. That way, the fairies leave him alone as they think he’s cocooned, and the proof is undamaged.

You have absolutely no clue what’s going on, so you kind of abandon your duties as a fairy worker to care for Garling in this state. So much happens, and you’re in so much danger at some points. Despite everything though, you stay by his side.

Honestly you do try to be romantic with him too like holding his hand, but the suit is meant to keep him in a certain position so he crushes your hand when the suit corrects his position.

Soon enough the spaceship comes to retrieve Garling while you have no choice, but to get back to work as the fairies are getting upset with you.

Also if you’re wondering who the cockroach pet that Wall-E has is, it’s just a little mutt dog you found. So you tell the dog to stay put as you chase after the ship, you manage to hold onto it as it takes off.

The fairy magic from your tattoo is keeping you safe as the ship leaves atmosphere. The ship returns to the main ship. There are a bunch of smaller ships out there for people, that’s where Vegapunk is with the other punks. This story takes place on the main ship though where the bitchass dragons live.

So each of the returning Holy Knights are examined, and cleaned. You manage to sneak into the lineup, and remain undetected somehow. Garling is seen to have proof that it’s safe to go back.

Alarms raise, Garling is now in transport to the Gorosei. He’s still in stasis, and you get to see the world that the Celestial Dragons have been living in. The two humans as well that Wall-E meets in the movie, we decided are Doflamingo’s parents like this is how they met.

So typical things happen, you go with Garling to meet the Gorosei who have slept in.

They were fucked by Ophelia’s fairy magic a long time ago due to betraying her, it’s caused them some brain fog that’s decreased into general loopiness. We did that to make them fit the role of the captain, and to have the movies villain make sense.

It isn’t Imu, it’s just an AI. Meant to help people pilot the ships, it was turned on to help the Gorosei do their jobs. It doesn’t want the people to return back to their world though because it thinks that’ll be straight up death so it’s decided to take complete control.

Anyways the meeting from the movie happens. Garling turns out to not have the plant, he’s thinking he dropped it somewhere so he’s looking around. His frustration grows when he sees you’re here.

He checks you to see if you have it. Even to the point of looking in your clothes, and hair. Of course, he can’t find it. It's believed that his suit is malfunctioning. So the Gorosei send him down to the med bay for examination, and treatment as if his suit is malfunctioning then who knows what could be on him…

You’re also found during this time, the Gorosei also have you sent to be cleaned and examined. They would kill you, but the fact that you have a fairy tattoo is enough to make them keep you. You could be useful for research purposes after all.

So you and Garling are both taken to the med bay. You’re in the waiting room while Garling is checked out first, you look around at all of the people around you. Mostly Holy Knights.

Everyone’s looks very intimidating, and/or creepy because Celestial Jackwagons so you’re pretty uncomfortable.

Garling is undergoing typical examination protocol to see if anything fairy related got to him while he was out there. Through the frosted glass though, it looks like Garling is being brutally tortured.

That brings panic of course because “Oh shit!!”, and you want to save him. You get up out of your chair, and chaos ensures as you get into the treatment area. Thinking Garling really is being tortured, you snatch up his sword from where it’s sitting.

Things go in slow motion as you unsheathe it, Garling tries to stop you as he rushes forwards. Only for you to damage something with his weapon. If you thought things were bad before, they’re worse now.

A picture is taken of Garling snatching his sword back from you, and putting it back. It looks like he’s unsheathing it though so the picture makes him look aggressive. You, and him are now branded as criminals on the ship.

Garling’s pissed, but he doesn’t kill you. You both run out of there, but Garling has officially had enough of you.

He drags you to an escape pod, and sets it to take you home. You don’t wanna go as you feel bad for what you did, and want to help him fix it. But he isn’t having it.

Soon something happens though as one of the AI’s little worker drones enters, Garling and you hide to avoid trouble. You watch as the drone turns out to have the Non-Fairy Plant.

Garling watches in surprise at this. The little drone gets the escape pod ready for take off, and Garling is about to rush in to grab the plant when he sees you’ve already done it.

He tries to snatch you out only for the escape pod to take off with you, and the plant inside. Garling quickly puts his suit back on, and rushes out there to give chase.

You of course have no idea how to work the pod so you start pressing buttons to make it stop. So many things happen until you manage to accidentally start a self destruct sequence, this is bad and Garling has no idea what’s happening as he chases the pod.

He just thinks you’re freaking out for no reason until the damn thing explodes. He’s in absolute shock as he stares at what used to be the pod, he doesn’t know what to think. He tries to go closer only to see you zoom past him using a fire extinguisher to push yourself.

Today just keeps getting weirder in Garling’s opinion, he does chase after you though. You try to push back to him, and you go right past each other.

“Hold on, I’ll come to you!” and you slowly push yourself back towards him using the fire extinguisher. You accidentally spray him with it once you’re close enough.

He’s a bit irritated by that, and about to shout at you as everything is boiling up. The Non-Fairy Plant aka the Proof might haven just been destroyed too now that he really thinks about it.

“Wait, wait! Look!” and you pull out the Proof. Perfectly unharmed. It’s safe enough to say that Garling is surprised, but that surprise quickly turns to happiness as he takes it. He stores it inside of his suit, and doesn’t get put into stasis this time

Afterwards Garling is so overjoyed by this that he can’t stop himself, he hugs you tight as you’ve saved his reputation with the Gorosei and even risked your own life to get it for him.

He kisses you through the glass of his suit without even realizing what he’s doing, your lips didn’t actually touch but it’s enough to make you beet red as he lets you go causing you to float away.

Garling tells you to come with him, to deliver the non-fairy plant to the Gorosei together. You try to, but you’re kind of losing control of the fire extinguisher causing you to accidentally get blasted away from him.

He sighs, but he chases after you. What begins as just a chase turns into just having fun as you both fly about the outside of the ship. Even being spotted by Doflamingo and Corazon’s Mother who watches you both fly with the man that eventually becomes her husband.

The two of you are having quite a lot of fun as you fly about together. Meanwhile inside the Gorosei are using the information loaded on the ship to learn all about fairies, their culture and their ways of life. How they keep the balance of nature, how they control the elements.

All of it is fascinating to them, and they start to think back to Ophelia. How heartbroken she was when they betrayed her, the things that she used to for them out of pure love, how she trusted them…

The AI tries to get them to sleep as it’s late, but when it leaves. They completely ignore it, and continue researching things about fairies. During this, they even start to miss her and feel a small bit of regret about what they did.

Once your fire extinguisher completely runs out, Garling catches you and takes you back inside of the ship with him while carrying you bridal style. There are people on the lookout everywhere for you and him.

Garling realizes that you can’t go together as it’s too dangerous, and has a heavy risk of you being found so he hides you. He commands you to stay put.

He heads straight up to the Gorosei, the five of them are just finishing up learning about fairy culture when he busts in. They’re about to call for Garling’s removal, and arrest only for him to produce the non-fairy plant from his suit.

They take it, and they’re surprised that it actually did exist. Once the surprise wears off, they realize that it’s possible to return now.

Immediately Garling is practically bombarded with questions about what the world is like now, but before Garling can answer any. They decide to see for themselves so they hit a button, a little device drops from the ceiling and sticks itself onto Garling’s suit.

It starts to project what he’s seen, all of it. It shows the Gorosei exactly how the fairies have overtaken their world, how entire towns have been overtaken by plants and how the fairies seem to be wiping out every trace of non-fairy life.

The stasis cocoons, the storms, how some people are being used as cleaners.

It’s something that leaves them unknowing of what to say. This doesn’t look anything like what they learned about. They know that the fairies chased a lot of people off of the world, but they didn’t expect anything like this…

“This is madness… Aren’t fairies meant to keep balance?” “Everything is overgrown… I can’t even tell those are buildings…” “How could they do something like this?”

As Garling’s suit starts to replay the movie that you showed him, they all look at it. The movie is showing a big fairy dance. They’re enjoying this sight at least, and they look at the Non-Fairy Plant.

“Somehow despite everything, you still managed to persist and survive… Even in an environment that was hostile to you…”

When the plant starts to die, that’s a cause for alarm. So they rush off to get it some water as Garling watches the recording from his suit.

The footage from Garling’s suit reaches when it put him into stasis. He sees how you worried about him, and how you took care of him. Hid him from fairies, and kept him safe.

He almost feels a little touched as he watches you struggle to care for him while he was like that.

Meanwhile outside, you’re getting pretty worried about him and can’t wait anymore so you leave your hiding spot. It is dangerous to go up normally, you know that so you get an idea to crawl up the garbage shoot.

I realize that I forgot to mention the little cleaning robot guy up until this. I think his name is Mo, but in this version. He’s one of Garling’s guard dogs (headcanon of mine) specifically the leader of them which is a Pomeranian. He’s pursuing you not just because you’re dirty, but because his master clearly has some kind of connection you. So he’s following you because he thinks that’s what he should do.

So the little Pomeranian who I’ll call Pom has managed to catch up with you because your shoes are tracking dirt everywhere that you go. He’s following you, and trying to keep up with you only for your dirt trail to lead him to the garbage shoot.

Meanwhile back up there, the Gorosei have managed to get the plant some water. It’s starting to look not as dead, and they’re relieved. They realize that the plant just like most things needs someone to treat it with kindness and care, so it won’t die from cruelty.

After a realization that kindness and care is required. The five of them make the decision to return to earth, they run the decision by Imu and they agree to return. However when they command the AI to return them home, it refuses and tries to take the Non-Fairy Plant.

They guard it with their lives, and demand to know why the AI won’t take them back to their world.

It decides to explain that returning would be a death sentence, the fairies can’t be reasoned with, and their Queen has lost her mind. They won’t hesitate to kill the arriving people. Non-Fairy life can’t be sustained anyways on that world.

They argue with it showing that the non-fairy plant is proof. The AI simply says that they’re still under the effects of the Queen’s magic, and don’t know what they’re talking about.

Proceed to a fight within the room that results in the little drone from earlier getting the plant. The Gorosei order Garling to take it back, and he quickly whips out his sword to do so. He attempts to strike the drone down only for it to throw it into the open garbage shoot.

Garling tries to chase it, but his suit is put into stasis by the AI.

They all think it’s lost until they hear “Ow!!”, and suddenly the plant is back. It landed on your head as you climb up the garbage shoot, the relief has swept through the room.

The AI tries to rush forwards, and take it from you, you’re fighting with it as you try to keep the plant safe. Eventually the AI gets tired of this, and upon seeing your fairy tattoo decides you must be disposed of immediately.

Cue a piece of metal being shoved directly into your chest, and releasing a powerful continuous electric shock. It leaves you sparking and convulsing, this is a pretty horrifying sight as once it’s over. The AI just pushes you into the garbage shoot like trash.

“Fairy virus cleansed, and disposed of…”

The Gorosei are pretty shocked as the AI just killed a person, and not only that but they lost the plant which is their far bigger priority. The Gorosei try to take back control from the AI, but it locks them in their rooms.

Afterwards it disposes of Garling down the garbage shoot as well to be disposed of. Garling’s suit breaks when he hits the bottom causing stasis to be deactivated, he wakes up and throws it off in anger.

He looks around for you, and winds up finding you about to be thrown out the airlock into space alongside a bunch of trash. Garling rushes in, and tries to pull you out but you’re really stuck in there.

The doors are about to close, but he refuses to abandon you. So he’s struggling, and struggling then just as the doors are about to close. Pom shows up.

It manages to wedge itself between the doors causing them to stop as there’s a blockage. Garling is able to free you, grab Pom, and get out of the airlock. Once you’re all safe, he sets you down. He sees that you’re injured, and looks closely at it.

It’s really bad… Garling doesn’t know what to do, but you pull out the plant… He doesn’t care about that right now so he tosses it aside for the time being…

Only for you to weakly move over to it, you pick it up and hobble back to give it to him again… Garling is speechless as you’re near death, and trying to help him…

So he starts looking around frantically for anything that can help you. Bandages, medicine, anything but it’s all trash. As he’s doing this, the Pom settles itself in your lap. You try to pet it, but it stops you. It licks your hand clean first then allows you to pet it.

Garling can’t find anything to help you, he gets angry only to realize that you had those healing potions back in your home. He knows he won’t find one here so they need to get back there.

He quickly picks both you and the Pom up, he holds you with one arm and whips his sword out.

“…Wh-Where… are we… going?” “Back to your home…”

Garling busts his way out of the trash disposal area, he’s dirty as all hell and looks like absolute shit, but he doesn’t care. He rushes through the hallways striking down anything that gets in his way without a second thought.

He even gets caught on camera doing so making his picture appear everywhere as a dangerous criminal.

When you run into trouble, Garling slices his way through it without any hesitation. He intends to get back to the Gorosei, destroy that AI, and get to your home. Once you manage to get out into the main part of the ship, all the screens pop up with a message from Saturn.

He’s managed to broadcast himself from his room, he explains the situation and tells Garling exactly where he should go. They’ll handle everything that needs to be done, but Garling needs to head to a specific area and put the plant in the little compartment when it pops up.

The connection is cut off after this, Saturn knows the AI is coming so he gets ready. The AI pops into his room, and looks around for him. It can’t find him so “Saint Saturn?”.

As soon as it says this, Saturn ambushes it and starts fighting with it to take back control. He does manage to overpower it briefly, and free the others as they rush to the main room where all of the ships functions are handled.

Ethanbaron, Shepherd, and Warcury are handling the AI while Saturn and Marcus both try to get the ship ready for transport. They manage to do so, and hit a button that gets the passengers ready for transport alongside signals to the other ships that it’s time to head home.

Everyone on the ship is transported to one area. The confusion is immense amongst everyone as they don’t know what’s happening.

Garling arrives with you, and he starts looking around for it. He finds it, and rushes there pushing through people. He’s knocking over quite a few people, but he couldn’t give two shits in all honesty.

He gets to the compartment, but just as he’s about to take the plant from you and put it in. The ship suddenly starts tilting heavily as the AI is doing anything to keep the plant out.

Garling loses his footing, and lets go of the plant to hold onto you tightly. A lot of people as well are falling too, they’re sliding across the floor and getting bunched up in certain areas as it’s too slanted to be able to walk properly.

You and the Pom are set down somewhere safe, and Garling rushes into the crowd to find the plant. He’s looking around everywhere as everyone slides down, and bumps into him as they go.

With the tilted ship, the AI is able to shake off the Gorosei and try to shut down heading to earth. The compartment begins to close, and you see it so you stumble to your feet and try to hold it open until the plant is found, but it’s difficult.

As you’re doing this, everyone except you and Garling have fallen down. Doflamingo and Corazon’s mother and father have even managed to cushion the slide of a good few babies who were falling.

Garling is still seeking the plant until he hears something, something big and heavy is starting to fall. He watches it for a moment before seeing that it’s going to very brutally crush a lot of the people who are bunched together.

So he rushes for it, and manages to catch it just before it makes a collision. He’s pushing against it, and trying his best to move it to where it won’t crush anyone but it’s too heavy plus there’s no real place that he can move it too as it’ll just fall again.

He tries to shout for the Gorosei to get the ship back to normal already as he hopes that they’ll hear him. The Gorosei would, but they’re struggling themselves.

Meanwhile the AI pulls up live footage of what’s blocking the compartment from closing, it sees you and it begins to grow angry. It presses the button harder, and harder as it watches you struggle to hold it up.

It presses the button so hard that it breaks, and when it does. That’s when your foot slips, and you’re crushed. Garling can see it from where he is, and he’s horrified beyond belief. He nearly drops the thing to run to you.

The Gorosei can see the footage from where they are so they push themselves, they get up and manage to completely destroy the AI. They announce that they’re officially back in control, and the AI has been shut down permanently.

The ship is put back to normal allowing Garling to finally let go of the heavy object, he vaults over it and rushes to check on you. You’re still crushed between the compartment and the floor. The Gorosei can’t raise it as the button is broken.

“FIND THAT PLANT!!”

His voice booms. No one wants to go against him so everyone starts searching, and once they do find it. It’s passed from person to person to get it to Garling faster. Once it’s there, he shoves it into the small crevice. It scans it, and registers it as valid proof.

The compartment pops back out, and you look absolutely awful. Your bones are broken, you’re bloody beyond belief. He isn’t even sure if you’re still alive, but he and Pom don’t leave your side…

Even as the Gorosei announce that everyone should brace themselves for a return to their world. It’s a fast travel that knocks everyone off of their feet, the force from it is incredible as Garling lays himself over you to protect you.

When the ship returns to the world, they’re the first ones to make it back. The ship lands, and disembarks with your little dog friend watching from your home as it does.

People start to come off, and look at the fairy plants that have overtaken everything. Everyone is a bit shocked to see this sight, but Garling shoves his way through the crowd.

He dashes with you and Pom back to your home. He reaches it, and sets you down. He goes through each of your shelves, and starts pouring every single drop of every healing potion that he can find onto you.

Your injuries do start to close and heal. Garling is panicking for the first time in his life as he does this. By the end of it, you’re absolutely soaked but you’re all better. Garling is worried that you might be dead, he calls your name and sees you start to breathe.

The relief has swept over him, but he quickly notices that something is wrong. You’re staring blankly ahead, and your fairy tattoo seems to have increased in size.

He’s worried about you. So he tries to ask if you’re alright. No response.

He gets some of your collected items, and tries to show them to you to get you to react like “Look how fast I can solve this cube thing you have! …Now you try, I promise you can’t beat my time…” but nothing.

As he’s looking for more things to show you, he hears a sound only to turn around and see that you’re getting rid of your collected items. Like you’re now just a mindless fairy worker. Don’t think that he didn’t try to stop you as Garling did, but it was no use. You walked right outside after you were done, you almost stepped on your little dog friend too.

You walked outside, and started doing your job as the Holy Knights looked on. Garling soon comes out and follows you, he watches you for a bit before grabbing you.

You’re forced to face him, he shouts your name to get you to react then louder when you don’t. All that happens is that you stare blankly, Garling is starting to lose hope and starts to realize that he’s lost you.

Despair comes over him as he takes your hand, he touches his forehead to yours hoping for a miracle. He presses a small kiss to your lips before he starts to turn away to leave you.

But when he feels you grab his hand, he looks back. You’re still staring blankly, but you blink. Once, twice, thrice… Squint…

“…Garling?”

Proceed to him being absolutely overjoyed at this. He holds you tight like he’s afraid that you’re going to disappear, he confesses that he’s fallen in love with you during your time together.

Honestly considering how strong he is, I wouldn’t be surprised if it feels like he’s crushing your bones into dust as he hugs you…

Despite that though, you’re happy to know that he shares your feelings. However joy turns to surprise when you see how filthy he is.

“Garling! You’re… You’re absolutely filthy!” “It’s actually not that bad… I can always shower later… Besides I’d rather stay with you for the time being…”

Even Pom, and your little dog friend are having a tiny bit of a moment. Not anything too romantic, but like a sort of “Hey, I’m Pom” sorta side eye, you get me?

Anyways the romantic moment is cut short when fairies come to investigate what’s going on, Ophelia is among them. Everyone is getting on high alert, some are afraid and the Holy Knights are getting ready to fight.

Garling even moves you behind him as he’s prepared to protect you or die trying.

It’s about to be an absolute all out war when… The Gorosei exit the ship, they ask to speak with Ophelia and she commands the fairies to stand ready as she lands.

Much to Ophelia’s surprise, each of them bow to her. A sight that she has never seen before, so she’s more willing to listen to them.

Each of them take turns giving their most heartfelt apologies for betraying her back then. Like anything that you think they’d say, they’re probably saying it.

The entire time, Ophelia is appearing unaffected by all of this as she simply stares.

Once they’ve finished speaking, she asks if they’re done. They confirm, and she decides to allow them all to return back to the One Piece world.

But demands that things change with Bitchass Celestial Dragons. She also tells them that if they try to do what they did before then she will ensure that they suffer the worst fates she can think of.

The five of them are relieved as Ophelia tells her soldiers to stand down. Multiple of the other ships start coming down, and landing as well that are full of Non-Celestial Jackwagons who managed to escape.

The ending credits start to roll, and shows all sorts of sequences of people returning to life in the One Piece World. Like someone walking up to their house covered in fairy plant life, and fairies pushing it back for them.

Other things are like…

Garling, and the Holy Knights cutting people out of stasis cocoons. Fairy tattoos being removed from everyone who had them including you. Pom and your dog friend running across an island full of Non-Fairy Plant Life. Celestial Dragons being forced to accept changes.

And the very last one being you, and Garling sitting underneath a tree together which is revealed to have sprouted from the Proof.

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