She rolled up in my shop like she owned the place (and wanted to share with youuuu)

LUNAE SKSJSKSJ, MY GIRLLLL, LOOK AT HERRR

like would he be sweet or sour, would he be mild or packed with flavor, would he be one of those apples that are kinda mushy, would he be so juicy that eating him makes your hands all wet and stick? (TAHT WAS NOT INTENED TO SOUND THAT SEXUAL MY BADDD)

- @aro-simp

AKSJSKS LMAOO, NOT ME GOING 'he would actually be so juicy', by only reading the 'what would caleb taste like as an apple–' (but it was in fact sexual in my part so, you're good lmao😭)

Now, for the question. I think, no, I know he would taste sweet, but not too sweet that you get overwhelmed by the taste, just the right amount of sweetness. Also, he would be a half and half apple, not too mushy but also not too hard, yk? But also, he would be really juicy, ngl, would definitely get my hands all wet and sticky. And also, he would be a pretty reddish color. All in all 10/10 apple tbh

I'M ABOUT TO BUY THIS TO MAKE YOU A GIFT IN FFXIV SINCE IT'S YOUR BOO'S FACE!

??? OMG?? HERBERT I WILL LIVE FOR U

not to be a freak in ur inbox but does caleb ever yearn so bad that he'll eat/drink something the same flavour as marm bc he is so desperate to know what marm's mouth tastes like?

this ask was brought to u by ur post about indirect kisses, I swear I'm not a pervert😭 /lh

@i-put-the-s4p-in-s4pphic

Hi, fern? Pls never stop being a freak in my inbox /lh, now... (Also ty for the compliment on the blog dkdndk)

YES, I can't tell you how many times he has done this throughout their lifes, like Marm used to be really into these specific cookies that tasted like orange, and he would usually sneak in one or three to himself, in fact whenever he ate something that Marm also was having or had eaten, he would get really blushy and nervous whenever Marm 'confronted' him about it, why 'confronted' in quotation marks? Because Marm was obvs very much oblivious to this and he literally would tell him that there was no need to sneak away that he would share (tho, Marm could get really..... territorial? With certain snacks/foods tho (he might've bitten Caleb once or twice lmao 💀)

This man was, is, and will be the definition of desperation & yearning towards Marm 100% forever lol

Hey Rain!

BIRDYYYYY HEY 🫂 🫂🫂🫂 HOW ARE U I HOPE YOU'RE WELL

OMF DKJDJDKFKF I DID NOT SEE THIS, HOLY FUCK

I SAW SOMEWHERE LAST NIGHT THAT 'the one who said we might get idols cards might actually be right', BUT HOLY FUCK?? OMFG DKDJDKDJ I CAN'T WOAH, IM LOSING IT OMFG DSNDJJD

i need. you to hand over some marmleb wedding images. immediately. for no reason whatsoever

Luka, ily, but the image gave me such a jumpscare 😭😭 /lh