#ragesex

So I have been doing the "Paleo" diet. I've never thought about sex more in my life, nor have I ever wanted to fight every living creature with such repetitive conviction. Seriously. I wanted to just absolutely destroy one of my best friends ex-girlfriend. I didn't care, I just wanted to carnally take her. On top of that, I wanted to throw a kid through a window because he couldn't chug a beer and spilt some of it on me. On the bright side I feel great and have lost some weight. New Year new me right? Anyway I will keep posting about these and other experiences that I have. I'll title it something fun like Paleo Adventures with Mike.