#raehex

for raehex and corrinnejadecalaway

Breath in FANDEANGO.

Who is louder? Dean.  Fandango is always sushing him and whispering FILTH

Who is more experimental? Fandango.  Always buying something new to use as a prop or whatever.

Who takes more risks? Dean, he's always goes rogue and takes it further than Fandango anticipates.

Do they fuck or make love? Dean fucks.  Fandango, when he drinks his 9 wine coolers gets to be in charge and make love.

Lights on or off? On.  With mirrors and light show.

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Fandango.  The fucking creep.

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Fandango.  Always bringing guests over when Dean is just trying to eat his hungry man tv dinner and watching reruns of cops.  Screaming, "i know that guy."  He hates it when Fandango interrupts this routine with guests.

Has either stolen the other’s underwear? All the time.  But Fandango refuses to wear any of Dean's 3 shirts he bought at a gas station.

Who comes first? Fandango but he'll over compensate.

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Both.

Who is more submissive? Fandango, he likes to be taken care of.

Who usually initiates things? Dean, usually a surprise.  Like when a giant gift wrapped box is sent to Fandango's dressing room.

Who is more sensitive? Fandango.  He moisturizes.

Who has the most patience? Dean, actually.  He's used to putting up with divas.

Yesss yes yes I wanted this one to be asked.

Who is louder?: Seth. Dean is the kind to constantly mutter just filthy things under his breath, which makes Seth moan and whine even louder.

Who is more experimental?: They’re pretty even

Who takes more risks?: I gotta call it about even again.

Do they fuck or make love?: These days it’s all hate fucking, which is how they started out anyway. In the Shield days it was more split.

Lights on or off?: Off if Seth can help it. Dean wants them on to torment him.

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?: Dean

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?: Seth. Dean’s too territorial to let anyone other than Roman in though.

Has either stolen the other’s underwear?: Dean has but not to wear. It’s a trophy to torment Seth with.

Who comes first?: Seth

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?: Seth is better but he’d rather get it 

Who is more submissive?: Seth.

Who usually initiates things?: Dean

Who is more sensitive?: Dean actually. But he typically masks anything like that with anger and sarcasm

Who has the most patience?: Neither really have any, so it just sort of depends on their moods.

Why would I laugh? I have Dean’s lil’ anarchy logo tattooed on my wrist. Ain’t no judgement here,

*high fives for being nerds*

i was supposed to get the brood's ankh on my back years ago for my first tattoo and i let my artist at the time change the design slightly and i love it don't get me wrong but i have ALWAYS KIND OF REGRETTED NOT JUST GOING FOR THE ORIGINAL THING.

In response to raehex

Misty (Pokemon).  She was fiesty, she had her own gym, she like sea life, she looked cool in suspenders.

Spinelli (Recess).  Because she's mean and likes wrestling.

Helga Pataki (Hey Arnold).  I'd be flattered if she made a gum statue in my likeness.  She's a driven person

Nurse (Animanics).  She's a licensed professional. 

Daphne (Scooby-Doo).  Just to rub it in Fred's face.

April O'Neil (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles).  She seems cool, she's down to hang in a sewer and eat pizza, I could do that.

Beebe Bluff (Doug).  I could change her.  Put her wealth to good use and the community.

Linka (Captain Planet).  I just assume she's WWE's Lana as a kid.

Reggie Rocket (Rocket Power).  She was tough.

Debbie Thornberry (Wild Thornberrys).  Mostly because as I kid, I liked the voice actress.  But I'd chat with the character and bond over not being into nature.

raehex

you can have your filthy werewolf gutter stable,

New Stable:

Dolph Ziggler

Fandango

Tyler Breeze

Brad Maddox

Summer Rae and Cameron